its bin fkn ages since i last blogged!! i dont noe why really. i'd get lil tidbits that i note to self to write abt, but i alwayz seem to forget them... n anyways, to quote a certain someone, ive bin busy. hehhehheh.. lately all i seem to do is wrk at my mum's in the morning (ive seriously got to wean her off my 6am starts, then burwood at nite, then i'd like to see my man at least once a bloody wk, is that too mcuh to ask(?!!), n my frens and get some sleep in between.
i need a rug. a lounge size one. n its abt $600 minimum. i also want a wall to wall, floor to ceiling curtain. n thats abt $600 as well for the blockout kind. the things i do to ensure a good nites slp. my 'room' aka a converted formal dining room is literally, a paper box. ive complained abt this a million times n will continue to do so! its got a sliding door leading out to the kitchen. that. i have no complaints abt. its the bleedin 2cm gap between the CLOSED door n the wall that shits me. I HEAR EVERYTHING!! n my mum opens my door any which time she pleases seeing as it doesnt hav a lock, n shes in the kitchen most of the time. sigh.
anyways. theres more. but ive gtg. waxers are calling.
Friday, September 14, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
damn vanity.
my fake eyelashes are FKN ANNOYING ME!! hehe shiz i didnt last as long as u, ive pulled at least half of them off, along with my REAL ones... *cries* my lash line is now looking a tad sparse and erratic looking.
grrrr... me booored. im at home. for the first tym since i got bak frm hols. sigh. n the bf is watching footy, the eagles are playing tnite n i dare not disturb my manmeatlest he hates me.
oops.. in the tym it took to write this post ive pulled out 5 falsies.
hmmm.. gonna go.. sit on my hands or something.. wish i had hp to read... (JEAN!) lucky biatch in melb, skiing nonetheless, while i take her shifts with the ungodly hours. hehe
AARGH! 2 more lashes gone n tears in my eyes.
grrrr... me booored. im at home. for the first tym since i got bak frm hols. sigh. n the bf is watching footy, the eagles are playing tnite n i dare not disturb my manmeatlest he hates me.
oops.. in the tym it took to write this post ive pulled out 5 falsies.
hmmm.. gonna go.. sit on my hands or something.. wish i had hp to read... (JEAN!) lucky biatch in melb, skiing nonetheless, while i take her shifts with the ungodly hours. hehe
AARGH! 2 more lashes gone n tears in my eyes.
Monday, July 23, 2007
lets talk about... POO.. bay-bee!
EH. u heard me. POO! hmm.. i gess this can get quite disgusting.. but while i was in kl i had a body check done (FOC at alysse's fren lois's sister's beauty school) n they checked my .. i dunno, pressure points or something with a machine. n basically.. my insides are fkd. my colon, my liver, my intestines, the whole digestive system really n that i'd have to change 70% of me, my diet, my lifestyle. why? coz i dont poo enough. did u know we all had to poo AT LEAST once a day?? well I DIDNT!! n did u noe the optimal amount of poo one should pass is THREE TIMES a daAAY?!! I DIDNT!! IM LUCKY IF I POO ONCE EVERY THREE DAYS!! err... is that tmi? i thot i was being time efficient, saving up all the poo to dump in one go. but afta hearing my body was re-absorbing the decaying poo.. WELL! talk abt a wakeup call. lois's sister explained that was why my skin wasnt as great as it could be, n why im so ruddy all the tym. lois's sisters are all in the beauty industry n they drink heaps of water, n pop vitamins like candy n their skins are unbelievably beautiful n young looking, think clear n radiant n translucent etc. anyway v. envious. so ive bin taking vitamins a,c & e, n fibre as prescribed by lois ... cant say ive noticed an increase in poo activity, but i went out n bought vitamins n a bowel detox thing tday. did u noe vitamins are incredibly expensive?? I DIDNT! jeeez. my body is a temple. *to repeat 10 times* amongst other things i learnt, is that i need to eat breakfast, keep decent sleep times, stop drinking n use a toner. toner i can do. the rest.. will have to come later... hehheh.. sigh. the pressure to poo was incredible, who'd thot id ever worry abt the exclusivity of bowel movement.
ooh! while i was at the chemist looking at vitamins, the SA who was helping me commented on how lovely n long my eyelashes were!!!
hehe yeh yeh theyre fake. i got alysse to get them too!! i got my belly button pierced too! n i bought the cutest gecko belly ring that cost me S$190 but its titanium the lady said. but it doesnt look as sexy as i imagined it to be, what with the fat ive put on during my hols!
mmmm cheap fooood! i cant get over $2 chicken rice. i really cant. or $0.60 fresh soya milk. amazing. or how msians can eat curry mee for breakfast. makes my stomach churn. i miss the food. oh how i miss the foood! n i miss the heat! hehe after i got used to it, that is. n the multi storied shopping malls!! AAARGH!! im getting the shakes.
wat i dont miss is the lack of basic amenities! like cleanliness! like toilet paper in public toilets! like not having to squat to pee! (do i face the wall, do i face the other way?? i dont noe!!) n the roads. its scary not having lane markings, or SEATBELTS, un-bumpy roads, undercover sewers.. or the ppl not indicating, or treating pedestrian crossings as mere decoration on the ground. wat i found truly awesome was that no one ever really stopped, not for stop signs, or to give way or to merge or to turn in/out of a street, except when faced with a traffic jam. im truly in awe.
anyway. more later. this is a fkn long post. n i gota wrk at 6am tm.
ps. moving hse in a wk's tym!
ooh! while i was at the chemist looking at vitamins, the SA who was helping me commented on how lovely n long my eyelashes were!!!
hehe yeh yeh theyre fake. i got alysse to get them too!! i got my belly button pierced too! n i bought the cutest gecko belly ring that cost me S$190 but its titanium the lady said. but it doesnt look as sexy as i imagined it to be, what with the fat ive put on during my hols!
mmmm cheap fooood! i cant get over $2 chicken rice. i really cant. or $0.60 fresh soya milk. amazing. or how msians can eat curry mee for breakfast. makes my stomach churn. i miss the food. oh how i miss the foood! n i miss the heat! hehe after i got used to it, that is. n the multi storied shopping malls!! AAARGH!! im getting the shakes.
wat i dont miss is the lack of basic amenities! like cleanliness! like toilet paper in public toilets! like not having to squat to pee! (do i face the wall, do i face the other way?? i dont noe!!) n the roads. its scary not having lane markings, or SEATBELTS, un-bumpy roads, undercover sewers.. or the ppl not indicating, or treating pedestrian crossings as mere decoration on the ground. wat i found truly awesome was that no one ever really stopped, not for stop signs, or to give way or to merge or to turn in/out of a street, except when faced with a traffic jam. im truly in awe.
anyway. more later. this is a fkn long post. n i gota wrk at 6am tm.
ps. moving hse in a wk's tym!
Thursday, July 5, 2007
its still hawT!
ive decided to stay at hm tday. coz ive bin shopping evryday (cept that day where i started watching cartoons n got hooked..abt 7hrs straight..) n ive spent abt S$900. bloody kwan!! told me abt far east plaza on orchard... OMG!! ITS A FKN SHOPPING HEAVEN! im onli up to lvl 3 of 5 b4 i had to give up n sit down. me! sit down?! i never sit down. im the most hk shopper I know. fkn awesum. u noe wat else is fkn awesum? getting lost in a shopping centre n finding more awesum shops!! thats far east plaza.
hmm u noee wat i dont like, yet kinda do at the same time? wen u walk in a shop n the SA gets up frm behind her table n stand behind u as u walk around hte shop... very offputting. its wen they start thrusting outfits in ur face that i get out quick. n yet, if they dont follow me arnd i think its terrible service they got there.
hmm speaking of something else offputting. singaporean women's toenails. or talons with nail art as i like to think of it. they like to grow their toenails really relly long so its curved and file them into a pointy shape.. O.O n to top it off, wear shoes a size smaller so their talons scrape the ground as they walk. n despite them looking afta their nails, they neglect their heels which aer all cracked n dry... disgusting. n its so noticable in those horrible mid heeled slides.
sigh. i wanna go home.
n im itchy. i think wat i had in sydney's coming back. tho to b honest, it dint really go away. ARGH! im SO SCRATCHY!! ive left the pills that i was given for it back at home. :( shirley wat are the chances of u scoring some elocon cream? tho that shit dint wrk in the first place. n whats the deal on me perhaps seeing a doctor here? i dont hav insurance. dammit. the heat is NOT helping!
ive bin reading my 14 yo cousin's mags, like, seventeen and teenage. n ive bin reading their advice section. hehehe. singaporeans are a bunch of losers. its all abt fitting in, getting bullied, or dealing with a crush or parents, underage sex or suicide. ok. i gess its pretty sad. but u noe wat IS funny? their lil shout out sections! its fkn awesum they get to send sms or pics n get them published. here are a few extracts. i'll start off simple. im hoping to adopt their way of writing. bloody genius.
dear i love u alot darling hope we can be together forever u know im true to you. from your lover
i really love u! i hope u will understand my love as it will never die. loving u 4ever. from sweety lydia
then it distorts a little..
dear bOii will luv euu 4eva! no matter wat ur my onli luv.. u r part of my life.. i luv u! muackxz..
to pwiinceBIBI hubby l0ve yoox forever. wish tat we can last l0ng l0ng.. mwuackks. from pwincessBABY honey
and a little more..
i lUrVve eUux lotx l0tx w0rx.. plex aCEptT miiexXx w0rRx.. from baoabeixXX
i lurffe euu alortss nors. n0 quarrel ller kays. aii mii yiibeii zii nors. dun change hart kaes? deeply lurf u ever..
d0n b surPrisedD k? hw l0ng muZ i wAit? HaiYA! Sae YeS if u waN. D0n b Shy. Wait 4 ur reply.
iie hUrtt yur hart oftEn buDden iie dUnchh mEan it.. iie wUn d0 tt again lers. lUrfe eu 4eber. MwaCkks.
so this goes out to nelly.
huBii arR! eu r mahx la0 g0nG nnd eii jus wn 2 sae tt iie lubvexzf youXz aL0rtS nnd 4ebR.. iee miZ euuX soO muCh dAt eii dun0 wAt 2 d00... mWe wiL 0LwaiZ h0de euUU 2 b cl0ze iN mAhz hEaRt. n0 maTtr waT hApN, wEn eui nid miie ai wiL b dEr Le. h0pE wEix cAn b wuVfeRsxz f0ReVx. MwuACkkxXsz frm uR bwabY pWinceSss MwonkeEe
omg. that took 20 min. -_-"
anyhoo. i gonna meet up wit a cuz tnite. maybe watch transformers!! hehee i cant wait.
hmm u noee wat i dont like, yet kinda do at the same time? wen u walk in a shop n the SA gets up frm behind her table n stand behind u as u walk around hte shop... very offputting. its wen they start thrusting outfits in ur face that i get out quick. n yet, if they dont follow me arnd i think its terrible service they got there.
hmm speaking of something else offputting. singaporean women's toenails. or talons with nail art as i like to think of it. they like to grow their toenails really relly long so its curved and file them into a pointy shape.. O.O n to top it off, wear shoes a size smaller so their talons scrape the ground as they walk. n despite them looking afta their nails, they neglect their heels which aer all cracked n dry... disgusting. n its so noticable in those horrible mid heeled slides.
sigh. i wanna go home.
n im itchy. i think wat i had in sydney's coming back. tho to b honest, it dint really go away. ARGH! im SO SCRATCHY!! ive left the pills that i was given for it back at home. :( shirley wat are the chances of u scoring some elocon cream? tho that shit dint wrk in the first place. n whats the deal on me perhaps seeing a doctor here? i dont hav insurance. dammit. the heat is NOT helping!
ive bin reading my 14 yo cousin's mags, like, seventeen and teenage. n ive bin reading their advice section. hehehe. singaporeans are a bunch of losers. its all abt fitting in, getting bullied, or dealing with a crush or parents, underage sex or suicide. ok. i gess its pretty sad. but u noe wat IS funny? their lil shout out sections! its fkn awesum they get to send sms or pics n get them published. here are a few extracts. i'll start off simple. im hoping to adopt their way of writing. bloody genius.
dear i love u alot darling hope we can be together forever u know im true to you. from your lover
i really love u! i hope u will understand my love as it will never die. loving u 4ever. from sweety lydia
then it distorts a little..
dear bOii will luv euu 4eva! no matter wat ur my onli luv.. u r part of my life.. i luv u! muackxz..
to pwiinceBIBI hubby l0ve yoox forever. wish tat we can last l0ng l0ng.. mwuackks. from pwincessBABY honey
and a little more..
i lUrVve eUux lotx l0tx w0rx.. plex aCEptT miiexXx w0rRx.. from baoabeixXX
i lurffe euu alortss nors. n0 quarrel ller kays. aii mii yiibeii zii nors. dun change hart kaes? deeply lurf u ever..
d0n b surPrisedD k? hw l0ng muZ i wAit? HaiYA! Sae YeS if u waN. D0n b Shy. Wait 4 ur reply.
iie hUrtt yur hart oftEn buDden iie dUnchh mEan it.. iie wUn d0 tt again lers. lUrfe eu 4eber. MwaCkks.
so this goes out to nelly.
huBii arR! eu r mahx la0 g0nG nnd eii jus wn 2 sae tt iie lubvexzf youXz aL0rtS nnd 4ebR.. iee miZ euuX soO muCh dAt eii dun0 wAt 2 d00... mWe wiL 0LwaiZ h0de euUU 2 b cl0ze iN mAhz hEaRt. n0 maTtr waT hApN, wEn eui nid miie ai wiL b dEr Le. h0pE wEix cAn b wuVfeRsxz f0ReVx. MwuACkkxXsz frm uR bwabY pWinceSss MwonkeEe
omg. that took 20 min. -_-"
anyhoo. i gonna meet up wit a cuz tnite. maybe watch transformers!! hehee i cant wait.
i could do this forever
| Exotic Dancer Name Is... |
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| You Are Not Destined to Rule the World |
 You are destined for something else... Like inventing a new type of cupcake. You just don't have the stomach for brutality. But watch out - because many people do! |
lol! i typed in nelly's name
| Your Penis Name Is... |
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| Your Famous Last Words Will Be: |
 "Nice doggy." |
| You Are "Dizzy and Giddy" |
 |
i think thats.. enuf.. ^_^
Monday, July 2, 2007
aarrgh!! im meeelting... MEEELTING!!!!
fk me im so friggn hot its not funny. im sweating.. im sweating, my pores's pores are sweating... *fustrated* i hate humidity.
so.. singapore hey. my first impression. a nation of shiny faces n tattooed eyebrows. honestly ive never seen so much oil b4. THATS is RANK. n evryone dresses so.. put it this way, shit. which would explain why i havnt bought any clothes here. they heap EVERYTHING on their clothes! i dont need sequinned lace flounces with a checked ribbon trim on my diamante studded foil printed multicoloured midriff top with a matching 10 tiered velvet n pvc mini skirt with random bows. n a detachable 5 strand chain n faux pearls belt. dont get me started on the shoes.
actually. speaking of shoes. u noe wat really annoys me?? slides. its like, a slab of sole with a band across the toes. n thats it. they must be the most unergonomic shoes ever, flapping and sliding around like that. annoys the bejesus outta me. ... sigh. my money's burning a hole in my wallet n theres nothing i can do. (by do, i mean, buy).
not to say i havnt bought anything. a pair of flats, a nice (can u believe it?!) dress from zara, a tshirt. a couple of bags. a heap of necklaces n earrings. n omg. so many sales, n nothing decent to buy.
my cuz alysse has gone bak to her hometown dis morning. so ima all alone. i'll be joining her on sat, but its a whooole wk away. looks like its solo shopping for moi. mebi i'll hit orchard tm.
hehe.. went clubbing on sat. went to zouk cos everybody told me to go there. its. ok. couldve had better eyecandy. couldve also b older. n entry fee less expensive ($23 for ladies, $28 for guys), n the drinks as well (a double vodka redbull was $24). n more of a drinks selection other than vodka, teqila n bourbon. (theyve never heard of jager!) ON THE UPSIDE. u could buy drinks by the jug!! n they had a happy hour promo goin where it was buy one get one free from 10 - 12. n cash money was pleyin rnb. hehehe all up fkn funny nite but. i didnt realise how very much drinking we mustve done in melbney coz by the time i felt half decent, alysse was yacking her pancreas out in the loos. very. very. funny.it was her first time. i feel honored to hav bought it about.. but also slightly dirty.. she doesnt drink much. but.. LOL!!
anyway. feeling dirty. gona hav a shw. my 3rd one tday. all this infernal sweating.
so.. singapore hey. my first impression. a nation of shiny faces n tattooed eyebrows. honestly ive never seen so much oil b4. THATS is RANK. n evryone dresses so.. put it this way, shit. which would explain why i havnt bought any clothes here. they heap EVERYTHING on their clothes! i dont need sequinned lace flounces with a checked ribbon trim on my diamante studded foil printed multicoloured midriff top with a matching 10 tiered velvet n pvc mini skirt with random bows. n a detachable 5 strand chain n faux pearls belt. dont get me started on the shoes.
actually. speaking of shoes. u noe wat really annoys me?? slides. its like, a slab of sole with a band across the toes. n thats it. they must be the most unergonomic shoes ever, flapping and sliding around like that. annoys the bejesus outta me. ... sigh. my money's burning a hole in my wallet n theres nothing i can do. (by do, i mean, buy).
not to say i havnt bought anything. a pair of flats, a nice (can u believe it?!) dress from zara, a tshirt. a couple of bags. a heap of necklaces n earrings. n omg. so many sales, n nothing decent to buy.
my cuz alysse has gone bak to her hometown dis morning. so ima all alone. i'll be joining her on sat, but its a whooole wk away. looks like its solo shopping for moi. mebi i'll hit orchard tm.
hehe.. went clubbing on sat. went to zouk cos everybody told me to go there. its. ok. couldve had better eyecandy. couldve also b older. n entry fee less expensive ($23 for ladies, $28 for guys), n the drinks as well (a double vodka redbull was $24). n more of a drinks selection other than vodka, teqila n bourbon. (theyve never heard of jager!) ON THE UPSIDE. u could buy drinks by the jug!! n they had a happy hour promo goin where it was buy one get one free from 10 - 12. n cash money was pleyin rnb. hehehe all up fkn funny nite but. i didnt realise how very much drinking we mustve done in melbney coz by the time i felt half decent, alysse was yacking her pancreas out in the loos. very. very. funny.it was her first time. i feel honored to hav bought it about.. but also slightly dirty.. she doesnt drink much. but.. LOL!!
anyway. feeling dirty. gona hav a shw. my 3rd one tday. all this infernal sweating.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
whre art thou?!
AWWWW! skots gone to america for hols. in an effort to patch thngs up wit an old gf. now that, girls n boys.. is dedication. but now who's gonna entertain me at random times? or take me out for subway n other foods? or regale me with odd facts n irrevelant info? ahaha another burden for the bf to bear. ehehe! *pats nelly on bak*
jsut read ym's blog too! she sounds like shes havin an awesum time in ny. AWWW!
cant wait to go spore n msia. if onli to get away from the cold!
jsut read ym's blog too! she sounds like shes havin an awesum time in ny. AWWW!
cant wait to go spore n msia. if onli to get away from the cold!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
bad dream
ahah literally jumped out of bed tday coz i had this terrifying sinking feeling i'd missed the tafe enrolment date... a la last year.
but its ok. enrolments not til august. remind me. sigh. fukn scariest feeling in the world, let me tell u.
tho. i dunno. gonna suck not knowing anyone. that n ppl will hav formed their lil cliques by diploma. n theyll b younger then me. brrr.. will not be a fun yr.
but its ok. enrolments not til august. remind me. sigh. fukn scariest feeling in the world, let me tell u.
tho. i dunno. gonna suck not knowing anyone. that n ppl will hav formed their lil cliques by diploma. n theyll b younger then me. brrr.. will not be a fun yr.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
a few more tidbits..
sooo...
i come bak frm hols n find a huge 'for sale' sign on the front lawn in the morning. thru clever deduction i figure our hse is on sale. yeh. nice of my folks to let me noe hey. i love my family we're such great communicators. anyhoo no need to fuss, we jsut moving nxt door. ha! it'll be fun notifying all the relevant offices of our new addy.
n i aint scratchy anymore!! not AS scratchy. that bloody indian doc noes whre its at. i gess. but i still hate that bitch anyway. shes got a bedside manner worse than house. if poss. afta waiting close to an hr to see her i just managed to show her my stomach before she's printed out a prescription n opening the door for me. excuse me bitch! im not done here! ive got a cough i want u to look at. but i was told to come bak another tym coz shes got wrk at the hospital soon. wTF?! i dont care if uve spread urself too thin, ive got a fkn cough. sigh. at least i aint itchy no more.
n another thing. in case u missed it on frensta. i gots a bf. hehehe.. woohooo! y'all must come arnd one day n poke him.
gotta meet up wit u guys afta ur exams or earlier!@!! esp u wee, i gots ur pressie.
yeh...
ok dats it. him, i mean, him. my lil man meat.
i come bak frm hols n find a huge 'for sale' sign on the front lawn in the morning. thru clever deduction i figure our hse is on sale. yeh. nice of my folks to let me noe hey. i love my family we're such great communicators. anyhoo no need to fuss, we jsut moving nxt door. ha! it'll be fun notifying all the relevant offices of our new addy.
n i aint scratchy anymore!! not AS scratchy. that bloody indian doc noes whre its at. i gess. but i still hate that bitch anyway. shes got a bedside manner worse than house. if poss. afta waiting close to an hr to see her i just managed to show her my stomach before she's printed out a prescription n opening the door for me. excuse me bitch! im not done here! ive got a cough i want u to look at. but i was told to come bak another tym coz shes got wrk at the hospital soon. wTF?! i dont care if uve spread urself too thin, ive got a fkn cough. sigh. at least i aint itchy no more.
n another thing. in case u missed it on frensta. i gots a bf. hehehe.. woohooo! y'all must come arnd one day n poke him.
gotta meet up wit u guys afta ur exams or earlier!@!! esp u wee, i gots ur pressie.
yeh...
ok dats it. him, i mean, him. my lil man meat.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
ps
i forgot to moan abt my the pitiful condition i came hm in. towards the end of melb i got ITCHY. n i mean. ITCHY. started with armpits n by the end of sydney i was red, spotty n itchy from neck down to behind my knees n my armpits were scabbing n raw. still am actually. fkn oath. im seeing a doc on sat. i cant stand it anymore! i wake up in the middle of hte nite n jstu scratch myself. methinks i allergic to alcohool.. heehee..
AND abt 3 or 4 days prior coming hm, id bin on a fkn liquid diet aka soup n porridge coz the insides of my mouth was all torn n swollen from fkn armin. was. in. so. mcuh. pain. i think i lost my 3kg in those days. tho nelly attributes it to himself.. muahauahaauahu sure babe sure. it sucked balls watching evryone eat.. non-liquids. gk anyone?
THEN. i got sick. thank nelly. caught ur boy germs n now im hacking up phlegm.
AND. as of yesterday, the pressure in my ears still hadnt popped n it HURTED ME!
anyhoo.. i fine now. *scratch scratch* i said it once n i cant believe i saying in agen, but, i glad to be hm now.
pps. my auntie n her kids left yesterday. i saw them for all of 2 days. but nvm. i'll be seeing them in TWO WEEKS TIME!! WOOO HOOOO!! spore here we come!
AND abt 3 or 4 days prior coming hm, id bin on a fkn liquid diet aka soup n porridge coz the insides of my mouth was all torn n swollen from fkn armin. was. in. so. mcuh. pain. i think i lost my 3kg in those days. tho nelly attributes it to himself.. muahauahaauahu sure babe sure. it sucked balls watching evryone eat.. non-liquids. gk anyone?
THEN. i got sick. thank nelly. caught ur boy germs n now im hacking up phlegm.
AND. as of yesterday, the pressure in my ears still hadnt popped n it HURTED ME!
anyhoo.. i fine now. *scratch scratch* i said it once n i cant believe i saying in agen, but, i glad to be hm now.
pps. my auntie n her kids left yesterday. i saw them for all of 2 days. but nvm. i'll be seeing them in TWO WEEKS TIME!! WOOO HOOOO!! spore here we come!
perth!
so.. it seems i completely skipped sydney. .. n to b honest theres a reason why. sydney was boring. ahaha nah, .. i dunno why hey. i gess transfering all my allocated funds for the week had something to do with it... which also had a massive massive drawback of me finishing said funds b4 the halfway mark. sigh. that, and we (me n shieve) were just plain burnt out from melb. ive told evryone but i might as well declare it in public. i fucking love melb! n im gonna move there. ahaha no word on when tho... :)
syd greeted us with 4 straight days of rain. which kinda hampered things but in no way stopped us from shopping. LOL! i have never never seen so many broken mangled umbrellas left on the streets b4. it was pretty cool... by that i mean.. (insert sad emo poetry).. luckily shiz had a bro in town who liked shopping n clubbing AND could take us arnd most days thanks alan! we stayed at holiday inn in darling harbour which was jsut abt on top of chinatown . we had a lot of chinese for dinner. lunch. supper. also luckily, i was bought up on rice n all that stuff. :D
speaking of CHINEESE... syd IS chinatown! fkn azns evryWHRE!!! behind the door, in front of the opera hse, in my shoe, evrywhre!! drove me insane. went to chinatown IGA with nelly, n THERES A WHOLE AISLE OF INSTANT NOODLES!! n that. is a fk load of instant noodles. but if syd was azn city, melb was little india. heheh... curries EVRYWHRE! ahahah hanging off the tops of the trams.. heh even the room service menu was indian... so what does it make perth??
n i hav to say. melb was best dressed. best city. best shopping. best myers. n they had better drivers. syd had more touristy stuff. but perth has the bestest weather hands down. coming home frm the airport felt like a sauna in the car. id never bin so warm since.. well, since i left.
LOL!!! if there was a series of unfortunate events with accom in syd we had them all. the first being that JEAN DIDNT COME! jean of the hotel discount cards. n thru lack of communication meant she would expresspost those cards to alan's by fri. n us.. arriving on WED. which meant we either go homeless, or i pretend to be jean. n hope they dnt ask for id. which then meant i wouldve convienently got mugged. then they wanted my (jean's) signature.. which freaked me out. thankfully shiz was paying for it n they jsut needed hers. tok abt an eventful booking in. sigh. long story short. with the discount it was $65/nite all wk except sat. whch was $200. which was a fkn big jump. so we dint book for sat. thinking we would figure it out later.. shiz realised it wasnt worth the effort relocating so she booked hte same room for sat for her n stv. ... i forgot to mention it to nelly wen he arrived on thur morn. until shirl did, on the fri night. OMFG. so the hotel was all booked out.but for a fee we could stash our stuff in shirlz room. took a walk in the rain n found out, so was the 3 surrounding hotels. sigh. wotif.com later. got a rm for $190 somewhre. n we call shiz to tell her we wont b homeless n she goes.. er. why dont u guys stay in our rm? i couldve very happily hit my head on something hard then. why dint u mention it when u very kindly offered to lend ur rm for our bags. shed thot it was obvious. argh. no. no it wasnt. in the end. we didnt even slp there. afta armin we came bak abt 8am n there a room avail. abeit on a diff floor. sigh. i dont noe why i stress. things always work out in the end.
i hungry. ..
ps i went ot the opera hse. hohoho!
n the harbour bridge. which is jsut nxt door.
hehe i like dis photo.
armin in NSW!!
syd greeted us with 4 straight days of rain. which kinda hampered things but in no way stopped us from shopping. LOL! i have never never seen so many broken mangled umbrellas left on the streets b4. it was pretty cool... by that i mean.. (insert sad emo poetry).. luckily shiz had a bro in town who liked shopping n clubbing AND could take us arnd most days thanks alan! we stayed at holiday inn in darling harbour which was jsut abt on top of chinatown . we had a lot of chinese for dinner. lunch. supper. also luckily, i was bought up on rice n all that stuff. :D
speaking of CHINEESE... syd IS chinatown! fkn azns evryWHRE!!! behind the door, in front of the opera hse, in my shoe, evrywhre!! drove me insane. went to chinatown IGA with nelly, n THERES A WHOLE AISLE OF INSTANT NOODLES!! n that. is a fk load of instant noodles. but if syd was azn city, melb was little india. heheh... curries EVRYWHRE! ahahah hanging off the tops of the trams.. heh even the room service menu was indian... so what does it make perth??
n i hav to say. melb was best dressed. best city. best shopping. best myers. n they had better drivers. syd had more touristy stuff. but perth has the bestest weather hands down. coming home frm the airport felt like a sauna in the car. id never bin so warm since.. well, since i left.
LOL!!! if there was a series of unfortunate events with accom in syd we had them all. the first being that JEAN DIDNT COME! jean of the hotel discount cards. n thru lack of communication meant she would expresspost those cards to alan's by fri. n us.. arriving on WED. which meant we either go homeless, or i pretend to be jean. n hope they dnt ask for id. which then meant i wouldve convienently got mugged. then they wanted my (jean's) signature.. which freaked me out. thankfully shiz was paying for it n they jsut needed hers. tok abt an eventful booking in. sigh. long story short. with the discount it was $65/nite all wk except sat. whch was $200. which was a fkn big jump. so we dint book for sat. thinking we would figure it out later.. shiz realised it wasnt worth the effort relocating so she booked hte same room for sat for her n stv. ... i forgot to mention it to nelly wen he arrived on thur morn. until shirl did, on the fri night. OMFG. so the hotel was all booked out.but for a fee we could stash our stuff in shirlz room. took a walk in the rain n found out, so was the 3 surrounding hotels. sigh. wotif.com later. got a rm for $190 somewhre. n we call shiz to tell her we wont b homeless n she goes.. er. why dont u guys stay in our rm? i couldve very happily hit my head on something hard then. why dint u mention it when u very kindly offered to lend ur rm for our bags. shed thot it was obvious. argh. no. no it wasnt. in the end. we didnt even slp there. afta armin we came bak abt 8am n there a room avail. abeit on a diff floor. sigh. i dont noe why i stress. things always work out in the end.
i hungry. ..
ps i went ot the opera hse. hohoho!
n the harbour bridge. which is jsut nxt door.
hehe i like dis photo.
armin in NSW!!
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
heh
so this is the last day here. syd tm!! hav bin slpin all of tday when i can. very very broken slp i can tell u. n i met a boy here.. teehee frm clubbing n him n his frens hav bin takin us arnd. i havnt had to pay for anything these past few days.. n while i feel extremely bad, at the same time my budget limit's now caught up on my spending. :( i owe him n his mates my life (one of) coz i was goin fkn stir crazy on my lonesome with shieve. cute as they were. heh. i'll psot photos up wen i get hm.
i got nothing to wear!! grr
cute aint he. hungry too it seems.
i got nothing to wear!! grr
cute aint he. hungry too it seems.
Saturday, June 2, 2007
mwahahahahahaha
ok. can t belive im bak to paying for internet. i have 4 minutes.
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i am broke. hence on net to transfer some funds.
i am ddrunk. ish. .. ish. wel. lights are brighter than usual.
i am in a convinence store.
ahahahah sigh.
this is the 3rd nite i is drunk. betwenn the 3 of us, we have gone thru 3x 300ml muzcat with TWO WORMS IN EAAACH BOTTLE!! AAAAARGH! DISGUSTING DISGUSTING DISGUSTING!!! i had a worm!!! OMG! NOT PRETTY... got video prroof ehehehehhehehee 1x 300ml with a scorpion... than ks shurley ahahaha.. it SMELLS RAAAANK
ohh.. thats it.. not more minutes... :( cios guys. goin culubbing!! wish u were here!!
this ones for stv!
one for shirley... one for me
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i am broke. hence on net to transfer some funds.
i am ddrunk. ish. .. ish. wel. lights are brighter than usual.
i am in a convinence store.
ahahahah sigh.
this is the 3rd nite i is drunk. betwenn the 3 of us, we have gone thru 3x 300ml muzcat with TWO WORMS IN EAAACH BOTTLE!! AAAAARGH! DISGUSTING DISGUSTING DISGUSTING!!! i had a worm!!! OMG! NOT PRETTY... got video prroof ehehehehhehehee 1x 300ml with a scorpion... than ks shurley ahahaha.. it SMELLS RAAAANK
ohh.. thats it.. not more minutes... :( cios guys. goin culubbing!! wish u were here!!
this ones for stv!
one for shirley... one for me
Thursday, May 31, 2007
m-m-melboURNE!!
HEHEHEHEHEHEH!
wat can i say?! I LOVE IT HERE!!!
its liek, msia. but in aust. wat got to me was how small melb is, we WALK everywhre!! n its laid out in a grid like pattern with all these lil fascinating arcades n alleyways n underground shopping strips. its seriously a dream come true. guys! i AM LIVING MY DREAM! (,one of) its day 3 n we've jsut shopped. shopped. shopped shopped! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!! fk! ive already gone over the limit ive set for myself per day.. :(
in other news! IVE BOUGHT BOOTS!!! my black dream ones. wooooooHOOOOO!! n on the frist day too. they are fkn awesum. im sorry. but they are.
on the first day we caught up with desmond n he took us to a vip sale at chadstone. which in melburnian means ALL DAY SALE! chadstone is a fkn huge shopping centre, think, twice carousel n double it coz it got 2 levels. yeh!!! n it was open frm 9am to MIDNIGHT! OMG! each store had a discount frm 10 - 50 jsut for that nite. fkn awesum i tell u.
i fukn loving it.
no more internet
wat can i say?! I LOVE IT HERE!!!
its liek, msia. but in aust. wat got to me was how small melb is, we WALK everywhre!! n its laid out in a grid like pattern with all these lil fascinating arcades n alleyways n underground shopping strips. its seriously a dream come true. guys! i AM LIVING MY DREAM! (,one of) its day 3 n we've jsut shopped. shopped. shopped shopped! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!! fk! ive already gone over the limit ive set for myself per day.. :(
in other news! IVE BOUGHT BOOTS!!! my black dream ones. wooooooHOOOOO!! n on the frist day too. they are fkn awesum. im sorry. but they are.
on the first day we caught up with desmond n he took us to a vip sale at chadstone. which in melburnian means ALL DAY SALE! chadstone is a fkn huge shopping centre, think, twice carousel n double it coz it got 2 levels. yeh!!! n it was open frm 9am to MIDNIGHT! OMG! each store had a discount frm 10 - 50 jsut for that nite. fkn awesum i tell u.
i fukn loving it.
no more internet
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
hahaha photies!
ROFL!! im such a simple person. this was taken just then. ahahah dressing crystal up CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME!! *wipes tears from eyes*
pics from roann's karaoki!nelly wit melly
check out the expression on ali's face. gold.
pimp master nelly wit courtney n mi on his lap.
MY roann! no touchy!n below, the chad the poser.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
jsut quickly..
hmm i love looking thru other ppl' s profiles, pics, comments n blogs. ahaha must b the voyeur in me.
but. some things ive noticed:
why does nobody thank me for adding them? or for viewing their profiles? or their blogs, their websites, their mothers in the bathroom, etc. how very strange. i think i deserve some thanks, it wouldnt go unappreciated... *snorts! eheheh*
another thing. why dont i ever get 'kimmye is a really nice girl' testis? or 'u make my life better' testis. or 'wat would my life be without u', 'ur the ketamine in my braincells" testis. hmm? contemplating feeling offended now..
....
er.. there was more but it seems ive forgotton.
i should put more pics up eh. i wish i was a camwhore. but i cbf.
someone tell me whre to put teh html code for eht people counter on my blog. JIA? SHIZ?
hey my auntie n her kids are coming over in, like, a week's time. qing's mum actually. ahahahaha lets see how they like the cold! *pokes* thats for making fun of me sweating like a pig in spore. hohoho! nah i luv my auntie she's a hardkore shopper. respektah!
anyway. its late. *sidles off*
aha whre the fk do i pull these words from?? ha.. watch me sidle off... *sidle sidle*
but. some things ive noticed:
why does nobody thank me for adding them? or for viewing their profiles? or their blogs, their websites, their mothers in the bathroom, etc. how very strange. i think i deserve some thanks, it wouldnt go unappreciated... *snorts! eheheh*
another thing. why dont i ever get 'kimmye is a really nice girl' testis? or 'u make my life better' testis. or 'wat would my life be without u', 'ur the ketamine in my braincells" testis. hmm? contemplating feeling offended now..
....
er.. there was more but it seems ive forgotton.
i should put more pics up eh. i wish i was a camwhore. but i cbf.
someone tell me whre to put teh html code for eht people counter on my blog. JIA? SHIZ?
hey my auntie n her kids are coming over in, like, a week's time. qing's mum actually. ahahahaha lets see how they like the cold! *pokes* thats for making fun of me sweating like a pig in spore. hohoho! nah i luv my auntie she's a hardkore shopper. respektah!
anyway. its late. *sidles off*
aha whre the fk do i pull these words from?? ha.. watch me sidle off... *sidle sidle*
WHRE THE FK AM I??
im sure everybody noes by now how very intensely i loath driving to places i've never bin b4, coz i cant read maps if my life depended on it.
so. got lost tnite. finsihed wrk early abt 8.30pm (crazy ay!!) n thot i'd go find nelly who unbeknownst to me, lived not jsut out in the sticks but beyond woop woop which is a heck of ALOT FURTHER THAN ID THOUGHT!
"omg why??" i hear u ask. well good question, thats what i asked myslef too.. AN HOUR later n heading towards fkn midland. oh. my. farking god. whre the fk am i? wat the fk am i doing? a detour? why are there no street lights? do i want roe hwy? kalamunda? wat's a KALAMUNDA?? hey this looks familiar. omg i see burswood. argh wtf?! i dont wanna play anymore! i wanna go home. oh why must u live in bedrock. ARGH! its shocking. just shocking.
faark. fark fark fark. fark fark farkity fark. fark. ha. fark.
u noe wat? fk those $200 boots n get me a fkn gps navigator for my bday.
speaking of those nifty little things. jia has one n its pretty awesum. jia, wee, ym n i thot we'd go subi for a sunday brunch n it told us exactly how to get there! well, it was actually a she, as it was a british lady's voice. i love it!
so we ended up at witch's cauldron n it was really nice! was v.impressed with the service. i've never had anyone recite the specials of the day to me before. ahaha wasnt quite sure wat to do with myself! i had the catch of the day n im sure it wouldve been just terrific if i wasnt trying to keep the nausea down, a side effect of saturday nite.
LOL! wat a funny nite that was. what parts i can rmb. nelly ali lucielle n i went to chad's hse to drink. i love his kitten. then.. kwan was there. n we were at metros but the boys couldnt get in. n then it was jsut nelly ali chad n moi. then.. we were at rosie's. then at connies. lol! everythng i didnt think it would be! i thot gay niteclubs would be all rainbow in colour with happy half naked men in construction outfits. instead it was dark, the music was trance n all the feather boas n makeup was scary. ahahah wot a jolly good nite. i'd go agen, but i'd hav to be half blind agen too.
meh. my nails are shredded. n my tummy hurts. *pouts* i dun wanna play anymore.. hehe
so. got lost tnite. finsihed wrk early abt 8.30pm (crazy ay!!) n thot i'd go find nelly who unbeknownst to me, lived not jsut out in the sticks but beyond woop woop which is a heck of ALOT FURTHER THAN ID THOUGHT!
"omg why??" i hear u ask. well good question, thats what i asked myslef too.. AN HOUR later n heading towards fkn midland. oh. my. farking god. whre the fk am i? wat the fk am i doing? a detour? why are there no street lights? do i want roe hwy? kalamunda? wat's a KALAMUNDA?? hey this looks familiar. omg i see burswood. argh wtf?! i dont wanna play anymore! i wanna go home. oh why must u live in bedrock. ARGH! its shocking. just shocking.
faark. fark fark fark. fark fark farkity fark. fark. ha. fark.
u noe wat? fk those $200 boots n get me a fkn gps navigator for my bday.
speaking of those nifty little things. jia has one n its pretty awesum. jia, wee, ym n i thot we'd go subi for a sunday brunch n it told us exactly how to get there! well, it was actually a she, as it was a british lady's voice. i love it!
so we ended up at witch's cauldron n it was really nice! was v.impressed with the service. i've never had anyone recite the specials of the day to me before. ahaha wasnt quite sure wat to do with myself! i had the catch of the day n im sure it wouldve been just terrific if i wasnt trying to keep the nausea down, a side effect of saturday nite.
LOL! wat a funny nite that was. what parts i can rmb. nelly ali lucielle n i went to chad's hse to drink. i love his kitten. then.. kwan was there. n we were at metros but the boys couldnt get in. n then it was jsut nelly ali chad n moi. then.. we were at rosie's. then at connies. lol! everythng i didnt think it would be! i thot gay niteclubs would be all rainbow in colour with happy half naked men in construction outfits. instead it was dark, the music was trance n all the feather boas n makeup was scary. ahahah wot a jolly good nite. i'd go agen, but i'd hav to be half blind agen too.
meh. my nails are shredded. n my tummy hurts. *pouts* i dun wanna play anymore.. hehe
Friday, May 18, 2007
s&b, pcd n slp
ahaha sass n bide sale! woooo! ne n jean got 3 pairs of jeans each. i love how theyre such a good fit eg, no bunching at teh crotch *shudders* n no bum crack even tho theyre low rise. wee, u shudve gone to last yr's sale, they had clean black misfits with really cute frills. this yr i got the dark grey low rise misfits n a waisted blue pair. n a heavyheart for caz as a pressie. i think me n jia got same jeans... hehehe. great minds u see, yes indeed. very good stuff.
urgh. watched search for teh next pcd jsut then. jsut my luck, it was the finals. i cant believe asia won. she looks like someone stepped on her face wen she was a baby. o_O but then agen, shes got moves like WHOOOA! a bit spastic at times but i certainly wouldnt complain if i could move my body like that. anyway.. i jsut thot melissa was better looking, rather like nicole's younger sister. but at 18 i think thats a tad too young for what they do... or am i being prudish?
anyway thats it for me. ive bin up since 5.30am n am buggered.
will leave u with, dont let the bedbugs bite, ignorance is bliss and beware the self-righteous.
urgh. watched search for teh next pcd jsut then. jsut my luck, it was the finals. i cant believe asia won. she looks like someone stepped on her face wen she was a baby. o_O but then agen, shes got moves like WHOOOA! a bit spastic at times but i certainly wouldnt complain if i could move my body like that. anyway.. i jsut thot melissa was better looking, rather like nicole's younger sister. but at 18 i think thats a tad too young for what they do... or am i being prudish?
anyway thats it for me. ive bin up since 5.30am n am buggered.
will leave u with, dont let the bedbugs bite, ignorance is bliss and beware the self-righteous.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
got milk?
theres no milk in the house. how can that be?! i added what 4 drops of milk was left in my tea n now its a dirty river colour.
come to think of it. theres no food in the house either. this is the third morning ive been having ferrero rochers for breakfast. not that im complaining, but theres only 2 left. yum! just thinking abt it now, ferrero rochers must be the best chocolates in the world.
me n ali went to margx last nite after wrk, caught up with yoli n mel n her nu bf. its been ages since i last went. last yr probably after desmond left for melb. or was that syd? anyhoo its still teh same, but the music is better!! which can onli be a good thing. but this time the sumervil crew not there anymore. such a pity. no more sitting up in the vip area sippin 'free' bourbon n coke with shiz n val. hehe! zOMG. for those who dont noe, margx has mirrored walls. so. there were these chicks right. N THEY WERE TOTAL.. i dunno, but idiots definately. n they were dirty dancing with themselves against the mirrors... i dunno abt u, but i wouldnt rub myself up against a mirror whilst staring at myself sexily the whole time. its jsut WRONG! but so fkn funny... hehehe there's something abt those mirrors that brings the weirdos to margx.
speaking of bfs. i think i want one. not because everyone got one but my clock is ticking, rather insistantly. it's saying, ur getting old, n its saying ur losing ur looks n ur figure! its saying, ur lonely n ur a sad old bag. it's also saying, u need ot settle down b4 u contract some venereal disease. 0_o well ok, maybe not quite like that. but it would be nice to have someone to go to. ideally someone whos older n lives close, speaks english fluently n makes me laugh. in reverse order. er. ok. despite saying all that. im not looking for a bf. *oh hush, clock!* ok mebi in august, or nxt yr...
speaking of bfs. goin to see caz tnite. i havnt seen that girl properly in a relly long time. since hte beginning of teh yr when she started goin out with her boy. n its relly sad coz me n the gang used to see each other every other wk or more. i dont hav anything against aidan he's not stopping her but she is. hehe i could rant and RANT abt this for yonks. but i better stop coz im really bitter abt this. n ive told evryone this, if i ever, EVER put a boy b4 my frens, hit me with my letter box. please. n its one of those really heavy square concrete ones so if u ever manage to swing it, by god it will hurt. ^_^
my fingernails are atrocious. its like ive unleashed a nail biting demon. dammit. no more back scratching for me.
oh and guys, 13 DAYS TO MELBNEY!!!! WOOOO HOOOO!! i see the the light! i see the light!!
come to think of it. theres no food in the house either. this is the third morning ive been having ferrero rochers for breakfast. not that im complaining, but theres only 2 left. yum! just thinking abt it now, ferrero rochers must be the best chocolates in the world.
me n ali went to margx last nite after wrk, caught up with yoli n mel n her nu bf. its been ages since i last went. last yr probably after desmond left for melb. or was that syd? anyhoo its still teh same, but the music is better!! which can onli be a good thing. but this time the sumervil crew not there anymore. such a pity. no more sitting up in the vip area sippin 'free' bourbon n coke with shiz n val. hehe! zOMG. for those who dont noe, margx has mirrored walls. so. there were these chicks right. N THEY WERE TOTAL.. i dunno, but idiots definately. n they were dirty dancing with themselves against the mirrors... i dunno abt u, but i wouldnt rub myself up against a mirror whilst staring at myself sexily the whole time. its jsut WRONG! but so fkn funny... hehehe there's something abt those mirrors that brings the weirdos to margx.
speaking of bfs. i think i want one. not because everyone got one but my clock is ticking, rather insistantly. it's saying, ur getting old, n its saying ur losing ur looks n ur figure! its saying, ur lonely n ur a sad old bag. it's also saying, u need ot settle down b4 u contract some venereal disease. 0_o well ok, maybe not quite like that. but it would be nice to have someone to go to. ideally someone whos older n lives close, speaks english fluently n makes me laugh. in reverse order. er. ok. despite saying all that. im not looking for a bf. *oh hush, clock!* ok mebi in august, or nxt yr...
speaking of bfs. goin to see caz tnite. i havnt seen that girl properly in a relly long time. since hte beginning of teh yr when she started goin out with her boy. n its relly sad coz me n the gang used to see each other every other wk or more. i dont hav anything against aidan he's not stopping her but she is. hehe i could rant and RANT abt this for yonks. but i better stop coz im really bitter abt this. n ive told evryone this, if i ever, EVER put a boy b4 my frens, hit me with my letter box. please. n its one of those really heavy square concrete ones so if u ever manage to swing it, by god it will hurt. ^_^
my fingernails are atrocious. its like ive unleashed a nail biting demon. dammit. no more back scratching for me.
oh and guys, 13 DAYS TO MELBNEY!!!! WOOOO HOOOO!! i see the the light! i see the light!!
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
jeez fkn louise
why does no one post anymore. am bored outta my mind!
well since i last posted.. dont rmb when. but since then i've
- lost my black sass n bide jeans, my rusty jkt n new wrk shoes.
- n found them again. hehehe in teh linen wardrobe, at the hairdressers n in the canteen, respectively. fk im an idiot.
- found i owe shirlz half a grand for accom n armin tix. jean u are coming fullstop endofstory isthatclearyounglady idontwanttohearyourexcuses.
- gone for dinner with someone who picked me up in club. lol! nah it wasnt quite liek that.
- spent mother's day recuperating from metros.
- gone to kalp's 21st. her bro's poem was sOOO SWEEEEET!!!
- cooked a fish! n uh.. couldve bin a tad less chewy i spose.. mewhehehe
- got stalked. ok.. gess it wasnt quite like that.
-got asked out.
- got friggn fined for speeding!!
officer: wats ur reason for speeding?
me: umm.... nothing?
-_-" i suck at thinking on the spot.
- got my hair coloured! .. brown. with brown highlights.
eh. cbf following this vein. howcold was today? jeez fkn louise. as a belated mum's day pressie i thot i'd let her slp in. fkn cold at 6am i can tell u.
meh. goin to schleep.
ps. photies frm kalp's!
alz, bday gal n me
wit gawzy. shes so G.L.AMOUROUS!
n adel. long tym no see.
well since i last posted.. dont rmb when. but since then i've
- lost my black sass n bide jeans, my rusty jkt n new wrk shoes.
- n found them again. hehehe in teh linen wardrobe, at the hairdressers n in the canteen, respectively. fk im an idiot.
- found i owe shirlz half a grand for accom n armin tix. jean u are coming fullstop endofstory isthatclearyounglady idontwanttohearyourexcuses.
- gone for dinner with someone who picked me up in club. lol! nah it wasnt quite liek that.
- spent mother's day recuperating from metros.
- gone to kalp's 21st. her bro's poem was sOOO SWEEEEET!!!
- cooked a fish! n uh.. couldve bin a tad less chewy i spose.. mewhehehe
- got stalked. ok.. gess it wasnt quite like that.
-got asked out.
- got friggn fined for speeding!!
officer: wats ur reason for speeding?
me: umm.... nothing?
-_-" i suck at thinking on the spot.
- got my hair coloured! .. brown. with brown highlights.
eh. cbf following this vein. howcold was today? jeez fkn louise. as a belated mum's day pressie i thot i'd let her slp in. fkn cold at 6am i can tell u.
meh. goin to schleep.
ps. photies frm kalp's!
alz, bday gal n me
wit gawzy. shes so G.L.AMOUROUS!
n adel. long tym no see.
Monday, May 7, 2007
Sunday, May 6, 2007
ehehe
sooo.. im not good with lil statement posts ..
but i really am interested in wat responses there might be. only if because i got told i wasnt gf material, not even potential gf material. jeez.. just coz i dont have a faith i follow fanatically. who do u think u are? do i care im goin to hell? u dont noe what ur tokking abt. n since when did having a religion give u a valid reason to preach. *whinge whinge whinge* asshole. :)
ahahahahhaaha wat a way to trivilise a 'meaning of life' question eh.
but i think we all think too mcuh. why? why cant we jsut.. live. im a fairly simple sort of person i gess. hmm why do i feel like i have jsut given ammo to an enemy. slightly stupid. but i cant be bothered with all this!! ppl with doggedly fixed views gives me a headache. lighten up wendz. im sick of defending myself all the time. its ok to be irrelevant sometimes.
i got my hair cut! its a relli good cut too. pity i dont like the style.. my fault tho. i got sick of the bangs n layers look, having had it for most of the year. jsut bad timing i got sick of it a day after the haircut. am goin to go back for new colour dis wkend. but wat... im thinkn med brown..? sigh. ive got a promo card that i bought from a lady advertising this new salon Perfect Lengths in east perth, for $80 u get abt $300 free in specific hair services n 30% off evrything else for u n ur mates, n of course i thot, woo hoo bargain. this was last month n i just rmbd its onli valid for 4 months. n i'll b on hols for most of june n july. eheheehhe wot a sucker. good haircut but.
speaking of hair. i'm gettin my eyebrows done nxt wk n hte girl told me i couldnt do it this wk coz my hairs werent long enuf. so i apologise for the hirsuteness of my upper facial region if u see me anytime this wk . *mumbles* n for pete sake, jia stop staring! ive overcompensated by making sure theres no hair anywhre else, save my head, n eyelashes, ears, etc.
countdown to melbney: 24 DAAAYS!!!
but i really am interested in wat responses there might be. only if because i got told i wasnt gf material, not even potential gf material. jeez.. just coz i dont have a faith i follow fanatically. who do u think u are? do i care im goin to hell? u dont noe what ur tokking abt. n since when did having a religion give u a valid reason to preach. *whinge whinge whinge* asshole. :)
ahahahahhaaha wat a way to trivilise a 'meaning of life' question eh.
but i think we all think too mcuh. why? why cant we jsut.. live. im a fairly simple sort of person i gess. hmm why do i feel like i have jsut given ammo to an enemy. slightly stupid. but i cant be bothered with all this!! ppl with doggedly fixed views gives me a headache. lighten up wendz. im sick of defending myself all the time. its ok to be irrelevant sometimes.
i got my hair cut! its a relli good cut too. pity i dont like the style.. my fault tho. i got sick of the bangs n layers look, having had it for most of the year. jsut bad timing i got sick of it a day after the haircut. am goin to go back for new colour dis wkend. but wat... im thinkn med brown..? sigh. ive got a promo card that i bought from a lady advertising this new salon Perfect Lengths in east perth, for $80 u get abt $300 free in specific hair services n 30% off evrything else for u n ur mates, n of course i thot, woo hoo bargain. this was last month n i just rmbd its onli valid for 4 months. n i'll b on hols for most of june n july. eheheehhe wot a sucker. good haircut but.
speaking of hair. i'm gettin my eyebrows done nxt wk n hte girl told me i couldnt do it this wk coz my hairs werent long enuf. so i apologise for the hirsuteness of my upper facial region if u see me anytime this wk . *mumbles* n for pete sake, jia stop staring! ive overcompensated by making sure theres no hair anywhre else, save my head, n eyelashes, ears, etc.
countdown to melbney: 24 DAAAYS!!!
question
someone tell me the reason for our existance? i dont even have two theories to rub together.
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
biiinge
yeh so i thot i'd go get some honey for my sore throat seeing as both shiz n bryan recommended it, they cant both be wrong i figured. so i uh, thot i'd go into the ct.. well.. can someone say... SHOPPING BINGE!!! OHH YEEAH! got me a really really warm abercrombie jacket its freakn fur lined!!! how AWESUM! (faux of course dahling) in a puce colour (look it up!), n some uggs, jsut call me a fully fledged aussie now eh yeh deadset mate, n of course some water proof spray. n den i thot, rite, its honey time, so i went to woolies n um ended up in teh magazine aisle, someone buy me zoo! i got the more appropriate shop til u drop, n my honey, n butter menthols! i heart butter menthols!! all in the space of abt an hour. im the best impulse buyer. but i couldve also bought those boots i wanted with wat id spent tday... (".)
but i had to go shopping. ive sed it b4, i cant deny myself anything. the need to shop was building up n up n up n den.. KAAA-BOOOOM!! hehehe jsut like sex really. i feel better now. a whole lot better. *hapi sigh* hmm i hope shiz doesnt read this..
but i had to go shopping. ive sed it b4, i cant deny myself anything. the need to shop was building up n up n up n den.. KAAA-BOOOOM!! hehehe jsut like sex really. i feel better now. a whole lot better. *hapi sigh* hmm i hope shiz doesnt read this..
Monday, April 30, 2007
rave's 21st
fk im sick as. im coughing, my nose is running, my joints hurt, my eyes are dry, i feel weak *swoons* i think i will interperse this post with sound effects of my illness as they *sniffle sniffle* happen. hehe... hope y'all get infected.
what do u call an inverted snort? im serious *sniffle sniffle* i want to noe. it's louder than a sniffle. more harsh n painful sounding... hrm.. too mcuh info?? SNURKLE?? sounds abt right.
*cough cough* *sniffle* *sigh* went out fri nite afta wrk, to heat again with jean *cough cough sniffle sniffle SNORK* yola n kwun n nelly coz jean's fren was the dj? or fren of her fren... anyway. im afraid it wasnt very good, more of the *doof DOOF DOOFDOOFDOOF!!* type that u need medication to help get u in the mood. n im not tokking viagra. *snuffles* *sniff* *SNIFF!* so me, jean and the boys went to mustang instead. man, last time i was at mustang it was with caz and um, some guys from the deen.. but it was awesum! however that could be cos i was also extremely pissed. newayz mustang full of derros. then we all went home.. tho.. jean got a rose from vinceeent heheheh... hmm, who got it from a random guy outside mustang... o_O oh yeah!!
the nite afta was RAVE'S 21ST bday partaaay! rave's bday, however, was in january. hehehe but like i always say, better later than never eh? n she looked haawt! not that shes doesnt alwayz look beautiful but its hard to get excited abt cargo pants or boardies n a tshirt. but that nite she had on a skirt!! OMGWTF?! was my reaction. hehe good stuff. i wished i bought my camera. got a tad tipsy on champers! woohoo! but dint want to make a complete fool of myself in front of rave's parents, or the high skool ppl or rave's med frens... so i diluted it with punch.. wooo hooo!! naw, it was a gud party. bet shes glad its over tho ahahahha. the lil stresspot. i think sash calculated it as 7 or 8 years we've all known each other. thats a bloody long time eh!
hehehe my dad's laughing at the tv ad with the 4WD pulling abt 5 trailers behind it.. ^_^
then off to methoes with my cuzes .. cousins. by that time the champers induced high was gone n i was fkn tired coz i'd had abt 2 hrs zzzz. it was shit. the music was incredibly terrible. had abt 5 drinks in the first hr n thot id slow down coz i dint wna yack. but come 4am i was still sober, pissed off n yawning. discovered a new drink tho!! alysse's fren ricky got it for me its called the red devil: half bacardi 151, half cointreau, n grenadine. pretty pretty i like i like! does shit all but soo pretty. n there was another red shot that was half tequila, half.. something else, grenadine n a dash of milk. looked like a tiny lava lamp n was also awesum. sigh. but waste of my time n money.. tho, wouldntve missed it for the world. i wouldnt be able to face myself in the morning if i didnt go, the not noeing what could happen is annoying.
OMG! OMG!! this is for all the islanders. gess who i saw?! i'll do a gnat n give clues, 'a girl we all hate' n 'her name rhymes with cock' i guess im not so discreet eh. the lil toerag was with a boy but i was too disgusted to rmb to hav a look n see if it really was teh 'boy who cried alot'. n when she saw me looking she gave me this look n kinda draped herslef all over said boy. wasted again i see. i was expecting her to wear something equally cringe worthy (last i saw her she was in a, wait for it, tacky lil denim cowboy outfit O.0 yeehaw bitch) but it was nothing special. sigh.
anyhoo. wat goes around comes around n now im being punished for my bad thoughts. (no offense cock, ive got nothing against u, its jsut an awful habit). result being, waking up this morning sick as.
what do u call an inverted snort? im serious *sniffle sniffle* i want to noe. it's louder than a sniffle. more harsh n painful sounding... hrm.. too mcuh info?? SNURKLE?? sounds abt right.
*cough cough* *sniffle* *sigh* went out fri nite afta wrk, to heat again with jean *cough cough sniffle sniffle SNORK* yola n kwun n nelly coz jean's fren was the dj? or fren of her fren... anyway. im afraid it wasnt very good, more of the *doof DOOF DOOFDOOFDOOF!!* type that u need medication to help get u in the mood. n im not tokking viagra. *snuffles* *sniff* *SNIFF!* so me, jean and the boys went to mustang instead. man, last time i was at mustang it was with caz and um, some guys from the deen.. but it was awesum! however that could be cos i was also extremely pissed. newayz mustang full of derros. then we all went home.. tho.. jean got a rose from vinceeent heheheh... hmm, who got it from a random guy outside mustang... o_O oh yeah!!
the nite afta was RAVE'S 21ST bday partaaay! rave's bday, however, was in january. hehehe but like i always say, better later than never eh? n she looked haawt! not that shes doesnt alwayz look beautiful but its hard to get excited abt cargo pants or boardies n a tshirt. but that nite she had on a skirt!! OMGWTF?! was my reaction. hehe good stuff. i wished i bought my camera. got a tad tipsy on champers! woohoo! but dint want to make a complete fool of myself in front of rave's parents, or the high skool ppl or rave's med frens... so i diluted it with punch.. wooo hooo!! naw, it was a gud party. bet shes glad its over tho ahahahha. the lil stresspot. i think sash calculated it as 7 or 8 years we've all known each other. thats a bloody long time eh!
hehehe my dad's laughing at the tv ad with the 4WD pulling abt 5 trailers behind it.. ^_^
then off to methoes with my cuzes .. cousins. by that time the champers induced high was gone n i was fkn tired coz i'd had abt 2 hrs zzzz. it was shit. the music was incredibly terrible. had abt 5 drinks in the first hr n thot id slow down coz i dint wna yack. but come 4am i was still sober, pissed off n yawning. discovered a new drink tho!! alysse's fren ricky got it for me its called the red devil: half bacardi 151, half cointreau, n grenadine. pretty pretty i like i like! does shit all but soo pretty. n there was another red shot that was half tequila, half.. something else, grenadine n a dash of milk. looked like a tiny lava lamp n was also awesum. sigh. but waste of my time n money.. tho, wouldntve missed it for the world. i wouldnt be able to face myself in the morning if i didnt go, the not noeing what could happen is annoying.
OMG! OMG!! this is for all the islanders. gess who i saw?! i'll do a gnat n give clues, 'a girl we all hate' n 'her name rhymes with cock' i guess im not so discreet eh. the lil toerag was with a boy but i was too disgusted to rmb to hav a look n see if it really was teh 'boy who cried alot'. n when she saw me looking she gave me this look n kinda draped herslef all over said boy. wasted again i see. i was expecting her to wear something equally cringe worthy (last i saw her she was in a, wait for it, tacky lil denim cowboy outfit O.0 yeehaw bitch) but it was nothing special. sigh.
anyhoo. wat goes around comes around n now im being punished for my bad thoughts. (no offense cock, ive got nothing against u, its jsut an awful habit). result being, waking up this morning sick as.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
psst.. hey lady, wana mek sum money?
so in the space of a week ive bin hit with, not one, but TWO whole money making schemes. whadda the chances eh. all very plausible n backed up by ppl i know who arent (complete *cough*) idiots but zomg. i jsut CBF! just. c.b.f. this week has been filled with unpleasant coincidences. well. ok. not wholly unpleasant. just. i can. do without it. y'noe.
sigh.
so. ive jsut came bak frm a meeting with a rep from one of above mentioned scheme, kindly referred to by my very good friend paul. (grrr!) i swear, if i hear im a 'very ambitious girl and i know u want to make some money' one more time!!!! so ppl. if u ever want to make money buying neccessities like toilet paper n such, n make money from it.. let me noe.
nehoo. i'll leave u with 'if it's too good to be true..." u noe the rest.
sigh.
so. ive jsut came bak frm a meeting with a rep from one of above mentioned scheme, kindly referred to by my very good friend paul. (grrr!) i swear, if i hear im a 'very ambitious girl and i know u want to make some money' one more time!!!! so ppl. if u ever want to make money buying neccessities like toilet paper n such, n make money from it.. let me noe.
nehoo. i'll leave u with 'if it's too good to be true..." u noe the rest.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
PS
ps. i saw terry last nite. n mart.
i'd gone out for tea n prawns with shiz n yeh, they were sitting at the same table, same chair, just diff times.
night of the ex bf. very spooky indeed.
i'd gone out for tea n prawns with shiz n yeh, they were sitting at the same table, same chair, just diff times.
night of the ex bf. very spooky indeed.
armin comin round tha mountain..
im so shit at comforting ppl, i dont noe the right words to say, or when to pat their heads or squeeze their bums...(".) strictly to reassure of course. but honestly, if ur sad wat do u want me to say??? evrythings gonna be alrite? its not the end of the world? ur one in a million n thats wat makes u special? (hmm or something to that effect) argh. i wish there was some sort of short term course, Comforting 101: What to Say and When, coming to a tafe near you.
n while im at it. i suck at bs. absolutely dismal. jsut like the weather today. watched thank u for smoking n i can onli rock back n marvel. i too yearn for glibness of the tongue, the wonderous ability to turn whole convos around, to make shit look edible. its things like this that make me look up to shiz... bwahuahauahua! u keep ur dreams n i'll keep mines ok.
newayz. got my passport fotos done last wk. (-_-) that be the rite expression me thinks. ehhhhhh... so. im looking at the camera.. but.. im looking UP. so my chin disappears into my face n i look like a box. wats more, i look so retarded coz my eyes are crossed. AAARGH! worse foto EVER!!! not to mention, id a breakout something horrid n of course i picked at them... FOuR LAYERS of foundation. WORSE FOTO EVER!! if i figure out how to do it, i might put the foto up for all to laugh at. or. not.
in other news. ARMIN VAN BUUREN coming to austraaaaalia!! i wont be here wen he hits perth but i will in SYDNEEEEEEY!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!! YEEEEEEEHOOOOO!!! MAUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHAUAAHAUA!!
cool. i get to change font sizes... heh..heh..heh...
n while im at it. i suck at bs. absolutely dismal. jsut like the weather today. watched thank u for smoking n i can onli rock back n marvel. i too yearn for glibness of the tongue, the wonderous ability to turn whole convos around, to make shit look edible. its things like this that make me look up to shiz... bwahuahauahua! u keep ur dreams n i'll keep mines ok.
newayz. got my passport fotos done last wk. (-_-) that be the rite expression me thinks. ehhhhhh... so. im looking at the camera.. but.. im looking UP. so my chin disappears into my face n i look like a box. wats more, i look so retarded coz my eyes are crossed. AAARGH! worse foto EVER!!! not to mention, id a breakout something horrid n of course i picked at them... FOuR LAYERS of foundation. WORSE FOTO EVER!! if i figure out how to do it, i might put the foto up for all to laugh at. or. not.
in other news. ARMIN VAN BUUREN coming to austraaaaalia!! i wont be here wen he hits perth but i will in SYDNEEEEEEY!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!! YEEEEEEEHOOOOO!!! MAUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHAUAAHAUA!!
cool. i get to change font sizes... heh..heh..heh...
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
venting!
AAAARRGH! im so BOOOOORED!
had wrk tday but it was onli for 2 hr. mm menu tasting. easy wrk if u can get it eh.
den signed off quick b4 abhi changed his mind. n went off to see skot who'd called me earlier n left me with 'did i mention i wrote off the family car?' arrgh. i heart teasers. i heart teasing. i love to play! but no love for playas. well. sometimes. cos they fun to tease. the onli good thing to come out of skot fishtailing around a roundabt n getting stopped by a power pole is that he cant ever call me a lousy driver anymore. ok.. that, and he wont ever drink n drive agen. n that he and his frens werent hurt. n dat he dint hit another car. n that insurance covered evrything coz he didnt blow over. yeh. take that mr rally driver. im happy ur ok skot. it would piss me off something chronic if anything worse happened. tho i wouldnt mind if u had a sort of.. temporary whiplash.. or minor concussion..very minor.. jsut as a, u noe, lesson... hmm... hehhehheh...
so. bubble party at heat last wkend. n i was angry!!! AAAANGRY! i HATE driving places i've never been b4. absolutely hate it. n i dun like to look at the map either.. theyre no use to me cos i hav the memory of diddly squat n cant rmb more than one turn. at least i noe whre bloody metros is, even if i dont noe how to get there the short way. not to mention, WHAT BUBBLES?! WHRE ART THOU, OH BUBBLES?? got jipped. i wasnt planning on going clubbing, much less, raving but id finished wrk early, abt 1.30am n thot i'd pop over n say hi to yoli (yola+oli) jean shieve n kwan, grab a bubble tea or something equally bubbly, n head off home. this, however, was not meant to be. afta abt an hr of mishaps,
(me having walked from james st, peering down a deserted roe st)
kwan: walking? why are u walking? i'd drive if i were u.
me: WHAAAAAT?!! I THOUGHT U SED IT WAS CLOSE!!'
(cue: kimmye to snarl)
so afta such an eventful start it wasnt worth it not to go in.. riite? so in i went, i wont stay long i told myself. dressed in skinny jeans (thats rite! PANTS! ACK!) n singlet top, thongs, glasses n no makeup. can u imagine?! das craaazy. luckily no one noticed amongst the furry leg warmers, glo stx n diluted pupils. *snickers to self* so i get there and evryones fkd off their tits (it was the jagerbombs says yola), stumbling n yacking evrywhre. it was great! ahahaha i mean it. it was funny as fk. then shieve left n i thot, i wont stay much longer. then kwan got kicked out, taking me with her cos she'd passed out on my shoulder, n as her very hot fren picked her up, i thot i'll jsut go in n tell the others im goin hm. then yoli left coz yola yacked, n i thot rite, goin now. then i looked around n saw it was jsut me n jean. n jean was WASTED! (rofl!! if i hear "i SHIT u not!!" one more time..) n driving. with wrk at 9am. so we partied til 5am n evryone had left, n she could walk in a straight line. i hav to admit. it was one of my better sober nites. phew. but wat a nite.
in other news. ive taken up biting my nails again!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! it happened last nite and now 80% of my nails is looking decidedly disgusting. id bin on the straight n narrow for a whole year n a bit, id thot id kicked it, but i gess a habit spanning more than a decade of my life is harder to beat than i thot. tho. i hav to admit i didnt realise how mcuh i missed it; it relaxes me like nothing else, my mind jsut empties and its awesum. n then. the world rushes back in as soon as i take my fingers out of my mouth. for this reason i will never take up smoking. *knocks on wood*
sigh.
had wrk tday but it was onli for 2 hr. mm menu tasting. easy wrk if u can get it eh.
den signed off quick b4 abhi changed his mind. n went off to see skot who'd called me earlier n left me with 'did i mention i wrote off the family car?' arrgh. i heart teasers. i heart teasing. i love to play! but no love for playas. well. sometimes. cos they fun to tease. the onli good thing to come out of skot fishtailing around a roundabt n getting stopped by a power pole is that he cant ever call me a lousy driver anymore. ok.. that, and he wont ever drink n drive agen. n that he and his frens werent hurt. n dat he dint hit another car. n that insurance covered evrything coz he didnt blow over. yeh. take that mr rally driver. im happy ur ok skot. it would piss me off something chronic if anything worse happened. tho i wouldnt mind if u had a sort of.. temporary whiplash.. or minor concussion..very minor.. jsut as a, u noe, lesson... hmm... hehhehheh...
so. bubble party at heat last wkend. n i was angry!!! AAAANGRY! i HATE driving places i've never been b4. absolutely hate it. n i dun like to look at the map either.. theyre no use to me cos i hav the memory of diddly squat n cant rmb more than one turn. at least i noe whre bloody metros is, even if i dont noe how to get there the short way. not to mention, WHAT BUBBLES?! WHRE ART THOU, OH BUBBLES?? got jipped. i wasnt planning on going clubbing, much less, raving but id finished wrk early, abt 1.30am n thot i'd pop over n say hi to yoli (yola+oli) jean shieve n kwan, grab a bubble tea or something equally bubbly, n head off home. this, however, was not meant to be. afta abt an hr of mishaps,
(me having walked from james st, peering down a deserted roe st)
kwan: walking? why are u walking? i'd drive if i were u.
me: WHAAAAAT?!! I THOUGHT U SED IT WAS CLOSE!!'
(cue: kimmye to snarl)
so afta such an eventful start it wasnt worth it not to go in.. riite? so in i went, i wont stay long i told myself. dressed in skinny jeans (thats rite! PANTS! ACK!) n singlet top, thongs, glasses n no makeup. can u imagine?! das craaazy. luckily no one noticed amongst the furry leg warmers, glo stx n diluted pupils. *snickers to self* so i get there and evryones fkd off their tits (it was the jagerbombs says yola), stumbling n yacking evrywhre. it was great! ahahaha i mean it. it was funny as fk. then shieve left n i thot, i wont stay much longer. then kwan got kicked out, taking me with her cos she'd passed out on my shoulder, n as her very hot fren picked her up, i thot i'll jsut go in n tell the others im goin hm. then yoli left coz yola yacked, n i thot rite, goin now. then i looked around n saw it was jsut me n jean. n jean was WASTED! (rofl!! if i hear "i SHIT u not!!" one more time..) n driving. with wrk at 9am. so we partied til 5am n evryone had left, n she could walk in a straight line. i hav to admit. it was one of my better sober nites. phew. but wat a nite.
in other news. ive taken up biting my nails again!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! it happened last nite and now 80% of my nails is looking decidedly disgusting. id bin on the straight n narrow for a whole year n a bit, id thot id kicked it, but i gess a habit spanning more than a decade of my life is harder to beat than i thot. tho. i hav to admit i didnt realise how mcuh i missed it; it relaxes me like nothing else, my mind jsut empties and its awesum. n then. the world rushes back in as soon as i take my fingers out of my mouth. for this reason i will never take up smoking. *knocks on wood*
sigh.
Saturday, April 14, 2007
hey hey heeey~!! lookie here!!
WOW! this is aWESUM!! i get to pick my own FONT?!! this is a very very auspicious start methinks! trebuchet? verdana? webdings?! ehehehe i thot it was gonna be jsut made out of symbols. now that. would be kool. kool with a 'k'. so now wat? this is so much fun. I CHOOSE YOOOOU... GEOOORGIA!!! *cue cymbals* bah bah bah baaam!
zomg! its a sat nite n im at home choo-choo-choosing fonts. *cramps* oh yeh. thats why.
zomg! its a sat nite n im at home choo-choo-choosing fonts. *cramps* oh yeh. thats why.
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