...and so it continues.. the stream of semi-consciousness

what goes around, comes around and one day i'm gonna get my ass whooped.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

its still hawT!

ive decided to stay at hm tday. coz ive bin shopping evryday (cept that day where i started watching cartoons n got hooked..abt 7hrs straight..) n ive spent abt S$900. bloody kwan!! told me abt far east plaza on orchard... OMG!! ITS A FKN SHOPPING HEAVEN! im onli up to lvl 3 of 5 b4 i had to give up n sit down. me! sit down?! i never sit down. im the most hk shopper I know. fkn awesum. u noe wat else is fkn awesum? getting lost in a shopping centre n finding more awesum shops!! thats far east plaza.

hmm u noee wat i dont like, yet kinda do at the same time? wen u walk in a shop n the SA gets up frm behind her table n stand behind u as u walk around hte shop... very offputting. its wen they start thrusting outfits in ur face that i get out quick. n yet, if they dont follow me arnd i think its terrible service they got there.

hmm speaking of something else offputting. singaporean women's toenails. or talons with nail art as i like to think of it. they like to grow their toenails really relly long so its curved and file them into a pointy shape.. O.O n to top it off, wear shoes a size smaller so their talons scrape the ground as they walk. n despite them looking afta their nails, they neglect their heels which aer all cracked n dry... disgusting. n its so noticable in those horrible mid heeled slides.

sigh. i wanna go home.

n im itchy. i think wat i had in sydney's coming back. tho to b honest, it dint really go away. ARGH! im SO SCRATCHY!! ive left the pills that i was given for it back at home. :( shirley wat are the chances of u scoring some elocon cream? tho that shit dint wrk in the first place. n whats the deal on me perhaps seeing a doctor here? i dont hav insurance. dammit. the heat is NOT helping!

ive bin reading my 14 yo cousin's mags, like, seventeen and teenage. n ive bin reading their advice section. hehehe. singaporeans are a bunch of losers. its all abt fitting in, getting bullied, or dealing with a crush or parents, underage sex or suicide. ok. i gess its pretty sad. but u noe wat IS funny? their lil shout out sections! its fkn awesum they get to send sms or pics n get them published. here are a few extracts. i'll start off simple. im hoping to adopt their way of writing. bloody genius.

dear i love u alot darling hope we can be together forever u know im true to you. from your lover

i really love u! i hope u will understand my love as it will never die. loving u 4ever. from sweety lydia

then it distorts a little..

dear bOii will luv euu 4eva! no matter wat ur my onli luv.. u r part of my life.. i luv u! muackxz..

to pwiinceBIBI hubby l0ve yoox forever. wish tat we can last l0ng l0ng.. mwuackks. from pwincessBABY honey

and a little more..

i lUrVve eUux lotx l0tx w0rx.. plex aCEptT miiexXx w0rRx.. from baoabeixXX

i lurffe euu alortss nors. n0 quarrel ller kays. aii mii yiibeii zii nors. dun change hart kaes? deeply lurf u ever..

d0n b surPrisedD k? hw l0ng muZ i wAit? HaiYA! Sae YeS if u waN. D0n b Shy. Wait 4 ur reply.

iie hUrtt yur hart oftEn buDden iie dUnchh mEan it.. iie wUn d0 tt again lers. lUrfe eu 4eber. MwaCkks.

so this goes out to nelly.

huBii arR! eu r mahx la0 g0nG nnd eii jus wn 2 sae tt iie lubvexzf youXz aL0rtS nnd 4ebR.. iee miZ euuX soO muCh dAt eii dun0 wAt 2 d00... mWe wiL 0LwaiZ h0de euUU 2 b cl0ze iN mAhz hEaRt. n0 maTtr waT hApN, wEn eui nid miie ai wiL b dEr Le. h0pE wEix cAn b wuVfeRsxz f0ReVx. MwuACkkxXsz frm uR bwabY pWinceSss MwonkeEe

omg. that took 20 min. -_-"

anyhoo. i gonna meet up wit a cuz tnite. maybe watch transformers!! hehee i cant wait.

6 comments:

Nels said...

Kimmye you have to stop going on the computer when your drunk. You make no sense woman!!!
And if you ever send me a message like that stuff ever.....its over aye : D I'm done!
If your messages aren't perfectly spelt, concise and complete sentences...then i'm sorry, it'll never work i'm afraid : P
Get out of the house a little more babe.

Cheers from,

"Poke-Her-Hontos

Scott said...

Kimmye the worst bit is that i can see you writing these things at some point in your illustrious life.

Jeannie said...

haha its funny kimmye its funny... omg were u sober when u wrote that? omg do not come back with those funky singaporean or malaysian accents...

Jia said...

Sheeeeze Meng. I could only read like the first few, then I gave up. Seriously, I couldn't even understand the hubby one. :S

K said...

yaya for me :D far east plaza IS the bomb! and yes i soooo understand the whole following around things... breathing down necks & smelling horrible parfum or scent wateva they wear...

kimMEH!! said...

ROFL!! i wasnt drunk LAH! n i only made some of teh words up.. AIYO! im sure shakespeare did the same

ps kwan! i discovered lucky plaza as well!