ive decided to stay at hm tday. coz ive bin shopping evryday (cept that day where i started watching cartoons n got hooked..abt 7hrs straight..) n ive spent abt S$900. bloody kwan!! told me abt far east plaza on orchard... OMG!! ITS A FKN SHOPPING HEAVEN! im onli up to lvl 3 of 5 b4 i had to give up n sit down. me! sit down?! i never sit down. im the most hk shopper I know. fkn awesum. u noe wat else is fkn awesum? getting lost in a shopping centre n finding more awesum shops!! thats far east plaza.
hmm u noee wat i dont like, yet kinda do at the same time? wen u walk in a shop n the SA gets up frm behind her table n stand behind u as u walk around hte shop... very offputting. its wen they start thrusting outfits in ur face that i get out quick. n yet, if they dont follow me arnd i think its terrible service they got there.
hmm speaking of something else offputting. singaporean women's toenails. or talons with nail art as i like to think of it. they like to grow their toenails really relly long so its curved and file them into a pointy shape.. O.O n to top it off, wear shoes a size smaller so their talons scrape the ground as they walk. n despite them looking afta their nails, they neglect their heels which aer all cracked n dry... disgusting. n its so noticable in those horrible mid heeled slides.
sigh. i wanna go home.
n im itchy. i think wat i had in sydney's coming back. tho to b honest, it dint really go away. ARGH! im SO SCRATCHY!! ive left the pills that i was given for it back at home. :( shirley wat are the chances of u scoring some elocon cream? tho that shit dint wrk in the first place. n whats the deal on me perhaps seeing a doctor here? i dont hav insurance. dammit. the heat is NOT helping!
ive bin reading my 14 yo cousin's mags, like, seventeen and teenage. n ive bin reading their advice section. hehehe. singaporeans are a bunch of losers. its all abt fitting in, getting bullied, or dealing with a crush or parents, underage sex or suicide. ok. i gess its pretty sad. but u noe wat IS funny? their lil shout out sections! its fkn awesum they get to send sms or pics n get them published. here are a few extracts. i'll start off simple. im hoping to adopt their way of writing. bloody genius.
dear i love u alot darling hope we can be together forever u know im true to you. from your lover
i really love u! i hope u will understand my love as it will never die. loving u 4ever. from sweety lydia
then it distorts a little..
dear bOii will luv euu 4eva! no matter wat ur my onli luv.. u r part of my life.. i luv u! muackxz..
to pwiinceBIBI hubby l0ve yoox forever. wish tat we can last l0ng l0ng.. mwuackks. from pwincessBABY honey
and a little more..
i lUrVve eUux lotx l0tx w0rx.. plex aCEptT miiexXx w0rRx.. from baoabeixXX
i lurffe euu alortss nors. n0 quarrel ller kays. aii mii yiibeii zii nors. dun change hart kaes? deeply lurf u ever..
d0n b surPrisedD k? hw l0ng muZ i wAit? HaiYA! Sae YeS if u waN. D0n b Shy. Wait 4 ur reply.
iie hUrtt yur hart oftEn buDden iie dUnchh mEan it.. iie wUn d0 tt again lers. lUrfe eu 4eber. MwaCkks.
so this goes out to nelly.
huBii arR! eu r mahx la0 g0nG nnd eii jus wn 2 sae tt iie lubvexzf youXz aL0rtS nnd 4ebR.. iee miZ euuX soO muCh dAt eii dun0 wAt 2 d00... mWe wiL 0LwaiZ h0de euUU 2 b cl0ze iN mAhz hEaRt. n0 maTtr waT hApN, wEn eui nid miie ai wiL b dEr Le. h0pE wEix cAn b wuVfeRsxz f0ReVx. MwuACkkxXsz frm uR bwabY pWinceSss MwonkeEe
omg. that took 20 min. -_-"
anyhoo. i gonna meet up wit a cuz tnite. maybe watch transformers!! hehee i cant wait.
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Kimmye you have to stop going on the computer when your drunk. You make no sense woman!!!
And if you ever send me a message like that stuff ever.....its over aye : D I'm done!
If your messages aren't perfectly spelt, concise and complete sentences...then i'm sorry, it'll never work i'm afraid : P
Get out of the house a little more babe.
Cheers from,
"Poke-Her-Hontos
Kimmye the worst bit is that i can see you writing these things at some point in your illustrious life.
haha its funny kimmye its funny... omg were u sober when u wrote that? omg do not come back with those funky singaporean or malaysian accents...
Sheeeeze Meng. I could only read like the first few, then I gave up. Seriously, I couldn't even understand the hubby one. :S
yaya for me :D far east plaza IS the bomb! and yes i soooo understand the whole following around things... breathing down necks & smelling horrible parfum or scent wateva they wear...
ROFL!! i wasnt drunk LAH! n i only made some of teh words up.. AIYO! im sure shakespeare did the same
ps kwan! i discovered lucky plaza as well!
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