meep!

its bin fkn ages since i last blogged!! i dont noe why really. i'd get lil tidbits that i note to self to write abt, but i alwayz seem to forget them... n anyways, to quote a certain someone, ive bin busy. hehhehheh.. lately all i seem to do is wrk at my mum's in the morning (ive seriously got to wean her off my 6am starts, then burwood at nite, then i'd like to see my man at least once a bloody wk, is that too mcuh to ask(?!!), n my frens and get some sleep in between.

i need a rug. a lounge size one. n its abt $600 minimum. i also want a wall to wall, floor to ceiling curtain. n thats abt $600 as well for the blockout kind. the things i do to ensure a good nites slp. my 'room' aka a converted formal dining room is literally, a paper box. ive complained abt this a million times n will continue to do so! its got a sliding door leading out to the kitchen. that. i have no complaints abt. its the bleedin 2cm gap between the CLOSED door n the wall that shits me. I HEAR EVERYTHING!! n my mum opens my door any which time she pleases seeing as it doesnt hav a lock, n shes in the kitchen most of the time. sigh.

anyways. theres more. but ive gtg. waxers are calling.

damn vanity.

my fake eyelashes are FKN ANNOYING ME!! hehe shiz i didnt last as long as u, ive pulled at least half of them off, along with my REAL ones... *cries* my lash line is now looking a tad sparse and erratic looking.

grrrr... me booored. im at home. for the first tym since i got bak frm hols. sigh. n the bf is watching footy, the eagles are playing tnite n i dare not disturb my manmeatlest he hates me.

oops.. in the tym it took to write this post ive pulled out 5 falsies.

hmmm.. gonna go.. sit on my hands or something.. wish i had hp to read... (JEAN!) lucky biatch in melb, skiing nonetheless, while i take her shifts with the ungodly hours. hehe

AARGH! 2 more lashes gone n tears in my eyes.

lets talk about... POO.. bay-bee!

EH. u heard me. POO! hmm.. i gess this can get quite disgusting.. but while i was in kl i had a body check done (FOC at alysse's fren lois's sister's beauty school) n they checked my .. i dunno, pressure points or something with a machine. n basically.. my insides are fkd. my colon, my liver, my intestines, the whole digestive system really n that i'd have to change 70% of me, my diet, my lifestyle. why? coz i dont poo enough. did u know we all had to poo AT LEAST once a day?? well I DIDNT!! n did u noe the optimal amount of poo one should pass is THREE TIMES a daAAY?!! I DIDNT!! IM LUCKY IF I POO ONCE EVERY THREE DAYS!! err... is that tmi? i thot i was being time efficient, saving up all the poo to dump in one go. but afta hearing my body was re-absorbing the decaying poo.. WELL! talk abt a wakeup call. lois's sister explained that was why my skin wasnt as great as it could be, n why im so ruddy all the tym. lois's sisters are all in the beauty industry n they drink heaps of water, n pop vitamins like candy n their skins are unbelievably beautiful n young looking, think clear n radiant n translucent etc. anyway v. envious. so ive bin taking vitamins a,c & e, n fibre as prescribed by lois ... cant say ive noticed an increase in poo activity, but i went out n bought vitamins n a bowel detox thing tday. did u noe vitamins are incredibly expensive?? I DIDNT! jeeez. my body is a temple. *to repeat 10 times* amongst other things i learnt, is that i need to eat breakfast, keep decent sleep times, stop drinking n use a toner. toner i can do. the rest.. will have to come later... hehheh.. sigh. the pressure to poo was incredible, who'd thot id ever worry abt the exclusivity of bowel movement.

ooh! while i was at the chemist looking at vitamins, the SA who was helping me commented on how lovely n long my eyelashes were!!!

hehe yeh yeh theyre fake. i got alysse to get them too!! i got my belly button pierced too! n i bought the cutest gecko belly ring that cost me S$190 but its titanium the lady said. but it doesnt look as sexy as i imagined it to be, what with the fat ive put on during my hols!

mmmm cheap fooood! i cant get over $2 chicken rice. i really cant. or $0.60 fresh soya milk. amazing. or how msians can eat curry mee for breakfast. makes my stomach churn. i miss the food. oh how i miss the foood! n i miss the heat! hehe after i got used to it, that is. n the multi storied shopping malls!! AAARGH!! im getting the shakes.

wat i dont miss is the lack of basic amenities! like cleanliness! like toilet paper in public toilets! like not having to squat to pee! (do i face the wall, do i face the other way?? i dont noe!!) n the roads. its scary not having lane markings, or SEATBELTS, un-bumpy roads, undercover sewers.. or the ppl not indicating, or treating pedestrian crossings as mere decoration on the ground. wat i found truly awesome was that no one ever really stopped, not for stop signs, or to give way or to merge or to turn in/out of a street, except when faced with a traffic jam. im truly in awe.

anyway. more later. this is a fkn long post. n i gota wrk at 6am tm.

ps. moving hse in a wk's tym!

its still hawT!

ive decided to stay at hm tday. coz ive bin shopping evryday (cept that day where i started watching cartoons n got hooked..abt 7hrs straight..) n ive spent abt S$900. bloody kwan!! told me abt far east plaza on orchard... OMG!! ITS A FKN SHOPPING HEAVEN! im onli up to lvl 3 of 5 b4 i had to give up n sit down. me! sit down?! i never sit down. im the most hk shopper I know. fkn awesum. u noe wat else is fkn awesum? getting lost in a shopping centre n finding more awesum shops!! thats far east plaza.

hmm u noee wat i dont like, yet kinda do at the same time? wen u walk in a shop n the SA gets up frm behind her table n stand behind u as u walk around hte shop... very offputting. its wen they start thrusting outfits in ur face that i get out quick. n yet, if they dont follow me arnd i think its terrible service they got there.

hmm speaking of something else offputting. singaporean women's toenails. or talons with nail art as i like to think of it. they like to grow their toenails really relly long so its curved and file them into a pointy shape.. O.O n to top it off, wear shoes a size smaller so their talons scrape the ground as they walk. n despite them looking afta their nails, they neglect their heels which aer all cracked n dry... disgusting. n its so noticable in those horrible mid heeled slides.

sigh. i wanna go home.

n im itchy. i think wat i had in sydney's coming back. tho to b honest, it dint really go away. ARGH! im SO SCRATCHY!! ive left the pills that i was given for it back at home. :( shirley wat are the chances of u scoring some elocon cream? tho that shit dint wrk in the first place. n whats the deal on me perhaps seeing a doctor here? i dont hav insurance. dammit. the heat is NOT helping!

ive bin reading my 14 yo cousin's mags, like, seventeen and teenage. n ive bin reading their advice section. hehehe. singaporeans are a bunch of losers. its all abt fitting in, getting bullied, or dealing with a crush or parents, underage sex or suicide. ok. i gess its pretty sad. but u noe wat IS funny? their lil shout out sections! its fkn awesum they get to send sms or pics n get them published. here are a few extracts. i'll start off simple. im hoping to adopt their way of writing. bloody genius.

dear i love u alot darling hope we can be together forever u know im true to you. from your lover

i really love u! i hope u will understand my love as it will never die. loving u 4ever. from sweety lydia

then it distorts a little..

dear bOii will luv euu 4eva! no matter wat ur my onli luv.. u r part of my life.. i luv u! muackxz..

to pwiinceBIBI hubby l0ve yoox forever. wish tat we can last l0ng l0ng.. mwuackks. from pwincessBABY honey

and a little more..

i lUrVve eUux lotx l0tx w0rx.. plex aCEptT miiexXx w0rRx.. from baoabeixXX

i lurffe euu alortss nors. n0 quarrel ller kays. aii mii yiibeii zii nors. dun change hart kaes? deeply lurf u ever..

d0n b surPrisedD k? hw l0ng muZ i wAit? HaiYA! Sae YeS if u waN. D0n b Shy. Wait 4 ur reply.

iie hUrtt yur hart oftEn buDden iie dUnchh mEan it.. iie wUn d0 tt again lers. lUrfe eu 4eber. MwaCkks.

so this goes out to nelly.

huBii arR! eu r mahx la0 g0nG nnd eii jus wn 2 sae tt iie lubvexzf youXz aL0rtS nnd 4ebR.. iee miZ euuX soO muCh dAt eii dun0 wAt 2 d00... mWe wiL 0LwaiZ h0de euUU 2 b cl0ze iN mAhz hEaRt. n0 maTtr waT hApN, wEn eui nid miie ai wiL b dEr Le. h0pE wEix cAn b wuVfeRsxz f0ReVx. MwuACkkxXsz frm uR bwabY pWinceSss MwonkeEe

omg. that took 20 min. -_-"

anyhoo. i gonna meet up wit a cuz tnite. maybe watch transformers!! hehee i cant wait.

i could do this forever

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i think thats.. enuf.. ^_^

aarrgh!! im meeelting... MEEELTING!!!!

fk me im so friggn hot its not funny. im sweating.. im sweating, my pores's pores are sweating... *fustrated* i hate humidity.

so.. singapore hey. my first impression. a nation of shiny faces n tattooed eyebrows. honestly ive never seen so much oil b4. THATS is RANK. n evryone dresses so.. put it this way, shit. which would explain why i havnt bought any clothes here. they heap EVERYTHING on their clothes! i dont need sequinned lace flounces with a checked ribbon trim on my diamante studded foil printed multicoloured midriff top with a matching 10 tiered velvet n pvc mini skirt with random bows. n a detachable 5 strand chain n faux pearls belt. dont get me started on the shoes.

actually. speaking of shoes. u noe wat really annoys me?? slides. its like, a slab of sole with a band across the toes. n thats it. they must be the most unergonomic shoes ever, flapping and sliding around like that. annoys the bejesus outta me. ... sigh. my money's burning a hole in my wallet n theres nothing i can do. (by do, i mean, buy).

not to say i havnt bought anything. a pair of flats, a nice (can u believe it?!) dress from zara, a tshirt. a couple of bags. a heap of necklaces n earrings. n omg. so many sales, n nothing decent to buy.

my cuz alysse has gone bak to her hometown dis morning. so ima all alone. i'll be joining her on sat, but its a whooole wk away. looks like its solo shopping for moi. mebi i'll hit orchard tm.

hehe.. went clubbing on sat. went to zouk cos everybody told me to go there. its. ok. couldve had better eyecandy. couldve also b older. n entry fee less expensive ($23 for ladies, $28 for guys), n the drinks as well (a double vodka redbull was $24). n more of a drinks selection other than vodka, teqila n bourbon. (theyve never heard of jager!) ON THE UPSIDE. u could buy drinks by the jug!! n they had a happy hour promo goin where it was buy one get one free from 10 - 12. n cash money was pleyin rnb. hehehe all up fkn funny nite but. i didnt realise how very much drinking we mustve done in melbney coz by the time i felt half decent, alysse was yacking her pancreas out in the loos. very. very. funny.it was her first time. i feel honored to hav bought it about.. but also slightly dirty.. she doesnt drink much. but.. LOL!!

anyway. feeling dirty. gona hav a shw. my 3rd one tday. all this infernal sweating.

whre art thou?!

AWWWW! skots gone to america for hols. in an effort to patch thngs up wit an old gf. now that, girls n boys.. is dedication. but now who's gonna entertain me at random times? or take me out for subway n other foods? or regale me with odd facts n irrevelant info? ahaha another burden for the bf to bear. ehehe! *pats nelly on bak*

jsut read ym's blog too! she sounds like shes havin an awesum time in ny. AWWW!

cant wait to go spore n msia. if onli to get away from the cold!