EH. u heard me. POO! hmm.. i gess this can get quite disgusting.. but while i was in kl i had a body check done (FOC at alysse's fren lois's sister's beauty school) n they checked my .. i dunno, pressure points or something with a machine. n basically.. my insides are fkd. my colon, my liver, my intestines, the whole digestive system really n that i'd have to change 70% of me, my diet, my lifestyle. why? coz i dont poo enough. did u know we all had to poo AT LEAST once a day?? well I DIDNT!! n did u noe the optimal amount of poo one should pass is THREE TIMES a daAAY?!! I DIDNT!! IM LUCKY IF I POO ONCE EVERY THREE DAYS!! err... is that tmi? i thot i was being time efficient, saving up all the poo to dump in one go. but afta hearing my body was re-absorbing the decaying poo.. WELL! talk abt a wakeup call. lois's sister explained that was why my skin wasnt as great as it could be, n why im so ruddy all the tym. lois's sisters are all in the beauty industry n they drink heaps of water, n pop vitamins like candy n their skins are unbelievably beautiful n young looking, think clear n radiant n translucent etc. anyway v. envious. so ive bin taking vitamins a,c & e, n fibre as prescribed by lois ... cant say ive noticed an increase in poo activity, but i went out n bought vitamins n a bowel detox thing tday. did u noe vitamins are incredibly expensive?? I DIDNT! jeeez. my body is a temple. *to repeat 10 times* amongst other things i learnt, is that i need to eat breakfast, keep decent sleep times, stop drinking n use a toner. toner i can do. the rest.. will have to come later... hehheh.. sigh. the pressure to poo was incredible, who'd thot id ever worry abt the exclusivity of bowel movement.
ooh! while i was at the chemist looking at vitamins, the SA who was helping me commented on how lovely n long my eyelashes were!!!
hehe yeh yeh theyre fake. i got alysse to get them too!! i got my belly button pierced too! n i bought the cutest gecko belly ring that cost me S$190 but its titanium the lady said. but it doesnt look as sexy as i imagined it to be, what with the fat ive put on during my hols!
mmmm cheap fooood! i cant get over $2 chicken rice. i really cant. or $0.60 fresh soya milk. amazing. or how msians can eat curry mee for breakfast. makes my stomach churn. i miss the food. oh how i miss the foood! n i miss the heat! hehe after i got used to it, that is. n the multi storied shopping malls!! AAARGH!! im getting the shakes.
wat i dont miss is the lack of basic amenities! like cleanliness! like toilet paper in public toilets! like not having to squat to pee! (do i face the wall, do i face the other way?? i dont noe!!) n the roads. its scary not having lane markings, or SEATBELTS, un-bumpy roads, undercover sewers.. or the ppl not indicating, or treating pedestrian crossings as mere decoration on the ground. wat i found truly awesome was that no one ever really stopped, not for stop signs, or to give way or to merge or to turn in/out of a street, except when faced with a traffic jam. im truly in awe.
anyway. more later. this is a fkn long post. n i gota wrk at 6am tm.
ps. moving hse in a wk's tym!
4 comments:
Jesus kimmye, too much information!
I can tell you that it is perfectly normal to have bowel motions 3 times a day or once every 3 days. I read this in a health column written by a doctor. Besides, how annoying would it to have to go 3 times a day just to poo, and not including to pee?!!! Ppl would think you're doing coke. Rather be "unhealthy" methinks.
Er, you didn't buy anything from them did you. Like Wee said, it's perfectly normal to poo once every three days! I know coz I'm in the same boat as you! Haha heres to TMI! Anyway, sounds like they were scamming you.
Mmm pretty lashes. You shoulda got the bottom done too. Then your eye will look HAIRY, and hairy is hot.
hahhaa nice post kimmye and very informative aha... yay belly piercing!! very nice... oh melbourne is awesome caught up with arno for a bit ytd and he went to a gay club where we then parted ways... might go out with him tonight as well... havent started seriously shopping though... :( thanks for taking my crazy morning shifts though!! ur the best!! :D
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