EH. u heard me. POO! hmm.. i gess this can get quite disgusting.. but while i was in kl i had a body check done (FOC at alysse's fren lois's sister's beauty school) n they checked my .. i dunno, pressure points or something with a machine. n basically.. my insides are fkd. my colon, my liver, my intestines, the whole digestive system really n that i'd have to change 70% of me, my diet, my lifestyle. why? coz i dont poo enough. did u know we all had to poo AT LEAST once a day?? well I DIDNT!! n did u noe the optimal amount of poo one should pass is THREE TIMES a daAAY?!! I DIDNT!! IM LUCKY IF I POO ONCE EVERY THREE DAYS!! err... is that tmi? i thot i was being time efficient, saving up all the poo to dump in one go. but afta hearing my body was re-absorbing the decaying poo.. WELL! talk abt a wakeup call. lois's sister explained that was why my skin wasnt as great as it could be, n why im so ruddy all the tym. lois's sisters are all in the beauty industry n they drink heaps of water, n pop vitamins like candy n their skins are unbelievably beautiful n young looking, think clear n radiant n translucent etc. anyway v. envious. so ive bin taking vitamins a,c & e, n fibre as prescribed by lois ... cant say ive noticed an increase in poo activity, but i went out n bought vitamins n a bowel detox thing tday. did u noe vitamins are incredibly expensive?? I DIDNT! jeeez. my body is a temple. *to repeat 10 times* amongst other things i learnt, is that i need to eat breakfast, keep decent sleep times, stop drinking n use a toner. toner i can do. the rest.. will have to come later... hehheh.. sigh. the pressure to poo was incredible, who'd thot id ever worry abt the exclusivity of bowel movement.
ooh! while i was at the chemist looking at vitamins, the SA who was helping me commented on how lovely n long my eyelashes were!!!
hehe yeh yeh theyre fake. i got alysse to get them too!! i got my belly button pierced too! n i bought the cutest gecko belly ring that cost me S$190 but its titanium the lady said. but it doesnt look as sexy as i imagined it to be, what with the fat ive put on during my hols!
mmmm cheap fooood! i cant get over $2 chicken rice. i really cant. or $0.60 fresh soya milk. amazing. or how msians can eat curry mee for breakfast. makes my stomach churn. i miss the food. oh how i miss the foood! n i miss the heat! hehe after i got used to it, that is. n the multi storied shopping malls!! AAARGH!! im getting the shakes.
wat i dont miss is the lack of basic amenities! like cleanliness! like toilet paper in public toilets! like not having to squat to pee! (do i face the wall, do i face the other way?? i dont noe!!) n the roads. its scary not having lane markings, or SEATBELTS, un-bumpy roads, undercover sewers.. or the ppl not indicating, or treating pedestrian crossings as mere decoration on the ground. wat i found truly awesome was that no one ever really stopped, not for stop signs, or to give way or to merge or to turn in/out of a street, except when faced with a traffic jam. im truly in awe.
anyway. more later. this is a fkn long post. n i gota wrk at 6am tm.
ps. moving hse in a wk's tym!
