WHRE THE FK AM I??

im sure everybody noes by now how very intensely i loath driving to places i've never bin b4, coz i cant read maps if my life depended on it.

so. got lost tnite. finsihed wrk early abt 8.30pm (crazy ay!!) n thot i'd go find nelly who unbeknownst to me, lived not jsut out in the sticks but beyond woop woop which is a heck of ALOT FURTHER THAN ID THOUGHT!

"omg why??" i hear u ask. well good question, thats what i asked myslef too.. AN HOUR later n heading towards fkn midland. oh. my. farking god. whre the fk am i? wat the fk am i doing? a detour? why are there no street lights? do i want roe hwy? kalamunda? wat's a KALAMUNDA?? hey this looks familiar. omg i see burswood. argh wtf?! i dont wanna play anymore! i wanna go home. oh why must u live in bedrock. ARGH! its shocking. just shocking.

faark. fark fark fark. fark fark farkity fark. fark. ha. fark.

u noe wat? fk those $200 boots n get me a fkn gps navigator for my bday.

speaking of those nifty little things. jia has one n its pretty awesum. jia, wee, ym n i thot we'd go subi for a sunday brunch n it told us exactly how to get there! well, it was actually a she, as it was a british lady's voice. i love it!

so we ended up at witch's cauldron n it was really nice! was v.impressed with the service. i've never had anyone recite the specials of the day to me before. ahaha wasnt quite sure wat to do with myself! i had the catch of the day n im sure it wouldve been just terrific if i wasnt trying to keep the nausea down, a side effect of saturday nite.

LOL! wat a funny nite that was. what parts i can rmb. nelly ali lucielle n i went to chad's hse to drink. i love his kitten. then.. kwan was there. n we were at metros but the boys couldnt get in. n then it was jsut nelly ali chad n moi. then.. we were at rosie's. then at connies. lol! everythng i didnt think it would be! i thot gay niteclubs would be all rainbow in colour with happy half naked men in construction outfits. instead it was dark, the music was trance n all the feather boas n makeup was scary. ahahah wot a jolly good nite. i'd go agen, but i'd hav to be half blind agen too.

meh. my nails are shredded. n my tummy hurts. *pouts* i dun wanna play anymore.. hehe