...and so it continues.. the stream of semi-consciousness

what goes around, comes around and one day i'm gonna get my ass whooped.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

m-m-melboURNE!!

HEHEHEHEHEHEH!

wat can i say?! I LOVE IT HERE!!!
its liek, msia. but in aust. wat got to me was how small melb is, we WALK everywhre!! n its laid out in a grid like pattern with all these lil fascinating arcades n alleyways n underground shopping strips. its seriously a dream come true. guys! i AM LIVING MY DREAM! (,one of) its day 3 n we've jsut shopped. shopped. shopped shopped! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!! fk! ive already gone over the limit ive set for myself per day.. :(

in other news! IVE BOUGHT BOOTS!!! my black dream ones. wooooooHOOOOO!! n on the frist day too. they are fkn awesum. im sorry. but they are.

on the first day we caught up with desmond n he took us to a vip sale at chadstone. which in melburnian means ALL DAY SALE! chadstone is a fkn huge shopping centre, think, twice carousel n double it coz it got 2 levels. yeh!!! n it was open frm 9am to MIDNIGHT! OMG! each store had a discount frm 10 - 50 jsut for that nite. fkn awesum i tell u.

i fukn loving it.

no more internet

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

hahaha photies!

ROFL!! im such a simple person. this was taken just then. ahahah dressing crystal up CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME!! *wipes tears from eyes*






pics from roann's karaoki!

nelly wit melly







check out the expression on ali's face. gold.








pimp master nelly wit courtney n mi on his lap.









MY roann! no touchy!








n below, the chad the poser.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

jsut quickly..

hmm i love looking thru other ppl' s profiles, pics, comments n blogs. ahaha must b the voyeur in me.

but. some things ive noticed:

why does nobody thank me for adding them? or for viewing their profiles? or their blogs, their websites, their mothers in the bathroom, etc. how very strange. i think i deserve some thanks, it wouldnt go unappreciated... *snorts! eheheh*

another thing. why dont i ever get 'kimmye is a really nice girl' testis? or 'u make my life better' testis. or 'wat would my life be without u', 'ur the ketamine in my braincells" testis. hmm? contemplating feeling offended now..

....

er.. there was more but it seems ive forgotton.

i should put more pics up eh. i wish i was a camwhore. but i cbf.

someone tell me whre to put teh html code for eht people counter on my blog. JIA? SHIZ?

hey my auntie n her kids are coming over in, like, a week's time. qing's mum actually. ahahahaha lets see how they like the cold! *pokes* thats for making fun of me sweating like a pig in spore. hohoho! nah i luv my auntie she's a hardkore shopper. respektah!

anyway. its late. *sidles off*

aha whre the fk do i pull these words from?? ha.. watch me sidle off... *sidle sidle*

WHRE THE FK AM I??

im sure everybody noes by now how very intensely i loath driving to places i've never bin b4, coz i cant read maps if my life depended on it.

so. got lost tnite. finsihed wrk early abt 8.30pm (crazy ay!!) n thot i'd go find nelly who unbeknownst to me, lived not jsut out in the sticks but beyond woop woop which is a heck of ALOT FURTHER THAN ID THOUGHT!

"omg why??" i hear u ask. well good question, thats what i asked myslef too.. AN HOUR later n heading towards fkn midland. oh. my. farking god. whre the fk am i? wat the fk am i doing? a detour? why are there no street lights? do i want roe hwy? kalamunda? wat's a KALAMUNDA?? hey this looks familiar. omg i see burswood. argh wtf?! i dont wanna play anymore! i wanna go home. oh why must u live in bedrock. ARGH! its shocking. just shocking.

faark. fark fark fark. fark fark farkity fark. fark. ha. fark.

u noe wat? fk those $200 boots n get me a fkn gps navigator for my bday.

speaking of those nifty little things. jia has one n its pretty awesum. jia, wee, ym n i thot we'd go subi for a sunday brunch n it told us exactly how to get there! well, it was actually a she, as it was a british lady's voice. i love it!

so we ended up at witch's cauldron n it was really nice! was v.impressed with the service. i've never had anyone recite the specials of the day to me before. ahaha wasnt quite sure wat to do with myself! i had the catch of the day n im sure it wouldve been just terrific if i wasnt trying to keep the nausea down, a side effect of saturday nite.

LOL! wat a funny nite that was. what parts i can rmb. nelly ali lucielle n i went to chad's hse to drink. i love his kitten. then.. kwan was there. n we were at metros but the boys couldnt get in. n then it was jsut nelly ali chad n moi. then.. we were at rosie's. then at connies. lol! everythng i didnt think it would be! i thot gay niteclubs would be all rainbow in colour with happy half naked men in construction outfits. instead it was dark, the music was trance n all the feather boas n makeup was scary. ahahah wot a jolly good nite. i'd go agen, but i'd hav to be half blind agen too.

meh. my nails are shredded. n my tummy hurts. *pouts* i dun wanna play anymore.. hehe

Friday, May 18, 2007

s&b, pcd n slp

ahaha sass n bide sale! woooo! ne n jean got 3 pairs of jeans each. i love how theyre such a good fit eg, no bunching at teh crotch *shudders* n no bum crack even tho theyre low rise. wee, u shudve gone to last yr's sale, they had clean black misfits with really cute frills. this yr i got the dark grey low rise misfits n a waisted blue pair. n a heavyheart for caz as a pressie. i think me n jia got same jeans... hehehe. great minds u see, yes indeed. very good stuff.

urgh. watched search for teh next pcd jsut then. jsut my luck, it was the finals. i cant believe asia won. she looks like someone stepped on her face wen she was a baby. o_O but then agen, shes got moves like WHOOOA! a bit spastic at times but i certainly wouldnt complain if i could move my body like that. anyway.. i jsut thot melissa was better looking, rather like nicole's younger sister. but at 18 i think thats a tad too young for what they do... or am i being prudish?

anyway thats it for me. ive bin up since 5.30am n am buggered.

will leave u with, dont let the bedbugs bite, ignorance is bliss and beware the self-righteous.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

got milk?

theres no milk in the house. how can that be?! i added what 4 drops of milk was left in my tea n now its a dirty river colour.

come to think of it. theres no food in the house either. this is the third morning ive been having ferrero rochers for breakfast. not that im complaining, but theres only 2 left. yum! just thinking abt it now, ferrero rochers must be the best chocolates in the world.

me n ali went to margx last nite after wrk, caught up with yoli n mel n her nu bf. its been ages since i last went. last yr probably after desmond left for melb. or was that syd? anyhoo its still teh same, but the music is better!! which can onli be a good thing. but this time the sumervil crew not there anymore. such a pity. no more sitting up in the vip area sippin 'free' bourbon n coke with shiz n val. hehe! zOMG. for those who dont noe, margx has mirrored walls. so. there were these chicks right. N THEY WERE TOTAL.. i dunno, but idiots definately. n they were dirty dancing with themselves against the mirrors... i dunno abt u, but i wouldnt rub myself up against a mirror whilst staring at myself sexily the whole time. its jsut WRONG! but so fkn funny... hehehe there's something abt those mirrors that brings the weirdos to margx.

speaking of bfs. i think i want one. not because everyone got one but my clock is ticking, rather insistantly. it's saying, ur getting old, n its saying ur losing ur looks n ur figure! its saying, ur lonely n ur a sad old bag. it's also saying, u need ot settle down b4 u contract some venereal disease. 0_o well ok, maybe not quite like that. but it would be nice to have someone to go to. ideally someone whos older n lives close, speaks english fluently n makes me laugh. in reverse order. er. ok. despite saying all that. im not looking for a bf. *oh hush, clock!* ok mebi in august, or nxt yr...

speaking of bfs. goin to see caz tnite. i havnt seen that girl properly in a relly long time. since hte beginning of teh yr when she started goin out with her boy. n its relly sad coz me n the gang used to see each other every other wk or more. i dont hav anything against aidan he's not stopping her but she is. hehe i could rant and RANT abt this for yonks. but i better stop coz im really bitter abt this. n ive told evryone this, if i ever, EVER put a boy b4 my frens, hit me with my letter box. please. n its one of those really heavy square concrete ones so if u ever manage to swing it, by god it will hurt. ^_^

my fingernails are atrocious. its like ive unleashed a nail biting demon. dammit. no more back scratching for me.

oh and guys, 13 DAYS TO MELBNEY!!!! WOOOO HOOOO!! i see the the light! i see the light!!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

jeez fkn louise

why does no one post anymore. am bored outta my mind!

well since i last posted.. dont rmb when. but since then i've


- lost my black sass n bide jeans, my rusty jkt n new wrk shoes.

- n found them again. hehehe in teh linen wardrobe, at the hairdressers n in the canteen, respectively. fk im an idiot.

- found i owe shirlz half a grand for accom n armin tix. jean u are coming fullstop endofstory isthatclearyounglady idontwanttohearyourexcuses.

- gone for dinner with someone who picked me up in club. lol! nah it wasnt quite liek that.

- spent mother's day recuperating from metros.

- gone to kalp's 21st. her bro's poem was sOOO SWEEEEET!!!

- cooked a fish! n uh.. couldve bin a tad less chewy i spose.. mewhehehe

- got stalked. ok.. gess it wasnt quite like that.

-got asked out.

- got friggn fined for speeding!!
officer: wats ur reason for speeding?

me: umm.... nothing?
-_-" i suck at thinking on the spot.

- got my hair coloured! .. brown. with brown highlights.

eh. cbf following this vein. howcold was today? jeez fkn louise. as a belated mum's day pressie i thot i'd let her slp in. fkn cold at 6am i can tell u.

meh. goin to schleep.

ps. photies frm kalp's!
alz, bday gal n me








wit gawzy. shes so G.L.AMOUROUS!








n adel. long tym no see.

Monday, May 7, 2007

lol!

recieved an invite from alisa on the email "please dress up as an animal of your choice."

Sunday, May 6, 2007

ehehe

sooo.. im not good with lil statement posts ..

but i really am interested in wat responses there might be. only if because i got told i wasnt gf material, not even potential gf material. jeez.. just coz i dont have a faith i follow fanatically. who do u think u are? do i care im goin to hell? u dont noe what ur tokking abt. n since when did having a religion give u a valid reason to preach. *whinge whinge whinge* asshole. :)

ahahahahhaaha wat a way to trivilise a 'meaning of life' question eh.

but i think we all think too mcuh. why? why cant we jsut.. live. im a fairly simple sort of person i gess. hmm why do i feel like i have jsut given ammo to an enemy. slightly stupid. but i cant be bothered with all this!! ppl with doggedly fixed views gives me a headache. lighten up wendz. im sick of defending myself all the time. its ok to be irrelevant sometimes.

i got my hair cut! its a relli good cut too. pity i dont like the style.. my fault tho. i got sick of the bangs n layers look, having had it for most of the year. jsut bad timing i got sick of it a day after the haircut. am goin to go back for new colour dis wkend. but wat... im thinkn med brown..? sigh. ive got a promo card that i bought from a lady advertising this new salon Perfect Lengths in east perth, for $80 u get abt $300 free in specific hair services n 30% off evrything else for u n ur mates, n of course i thot, woo hoo bargain. this was last month n i just rmbd its onli valid for 4 months. n i'll b on hols for most of june n july. eheheehhe wot a sucker. good haircut but.

speaking of hair. i'm gettin my eyebrows done nxt wk n hte girl told me i couldnt do it this wk coz my hairs werent long enuf. so i apologise for the hirsuteness of my upper facial region if u see me anytime this wk . *mumbles* n for pete sake, jia stop staring! ive overcompensated by making sure theres no hair anywhre else, save my head, n eyelashes, ears, etc.

countdown to melbney: 24 DAAAYS!!!

question

someone tell me the reason for our existance? i dont even have two theories to rub together.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

biiinge

yeh so i thot i'd go get some honey for my sore throat seeing as both shiz n bryan recommended it, they cant both be wrong i figured. so i uh, thot i'd go into the ct.. well.. can someone say... SHOPPING BINGE!!! OHH YEEAH! got me a really really warm abercrombie jacket its freakn fur lined!!! how AWESUM! (faux of course dahling) in a puce colour (look it up!), n some uggs, jsut call me a fully fledged aussie now eh yeh deadset mate, n of course some water proof spray. n den i thot, rite, its honey time, so i went to woolies n um ended up in teh magazine aisle, someone buy me zoo! i got the more appropriate shop til u drop, n my honey, n butter menthols! i heart butter menthols!! all in the space of abt an hour. im the best impulse buyer. but i couldve also bought those boots i wanted with wat id spent tday... (".)

but i had to go shopping. ive sed it b4, i cant deny myself anything. the need to shop was building up n up n up n den.. KAAA-BOOOOM!! hehehe jsut like sex really. i feel better now. a whole lot better. *hapi sigh* hmm i hope shiz doesnt read this..